Your Deadline Or Your Life
Computer book author Dave Prochnow rode out Hurricane Katrina in Mississippi and risked his family's life so he could FedEx a manuscript:Getting to the highway involved doing things that you would never ever do with kids in a car -- driving off the road, driving through people's yards, and driving over power lines. Yes, we had to drive over power lines. Luckily at least one of them was dead -- that was the one that just touched our roof antenna. Gulp.
Generalizing wildly from his personal experience, Prochnow scolds the media for exaggerating the damage of the storm, telling people to "believe your own eyes, not the one-eyed, myopic media."
He's lucky to have survived two mistakes that often proven fatal: Riding out a strong hurricane and driving over power lines.
Rafe Colburn relates another story of people driving around in the eye of Hurricane Rita. Downed power lines are incredibly dangerous, carrying up to 26,000 volts of electricity.
One thing I tell people about computer book authors, after working in the profession for eight years, is that we're not always the most lucid people in the world. When you work alone on technical documentation in your home for years, getting a majority of your information and social companionship from talk radio and the Internet, you can easily reach a point where Travis Bickle starts to make a lot of sense.
Choosing to drive over power lines with your kids in the car, just so you make dead on PSP Hacks, Mods, and Expansions, may be the most insane decision to come from one of us since Ed Yourdon predicted the Y2K bug would cause the collapse of civilization.
Tim Russert Presses Aaron Broussard
Tim Russert used Meet the Press this weekend to teach Jefferson Parish President Aaron Broussard a lesson -- the next time New Orleans is destroyed by flood, he should be more factual during his emotional breakdowns.Russert played back Broussard's last interview on the show, in which he related a gut-wrenching story about the death of a colleague's mother in a nursing home after the storm.
True to form, Russert didn't have the spine to accuse Broussard directly of being wrong. He quoted bloggers:
... it's important I think ... that our viewers see that again because MSNBC and other blog organizations have looked into the facts behind your comments and these are the conclusions, and I'll read it for you and our viewers. It says: "An emotional moment and a misunderstanding. Since the broadcast of the interview, which elevated Broussard to national prominence, a number of bloggers have questioned the validity of Broussard's story. ...
Subsequent reporting identified the man whom Broussard was referring to in the Meet the Press interview as Thomas Rodrigue, the Jefferson Parish emergency services director. Contacted on Friday by MSNBC.com, Rodrigue acknowledged that his 92-year-old mother and more than 30 other people died in the St. Rita nursing home. They had not been evacuated and the flood waters overtook the residence.
The chronology of the phone calls described by Broussard came under particular scrutiny by bloggers.
It's possible that Broussard was intentionally lying, as all-knowing conservative bloggers have been claiming for days, but I believe it's far more likely he was simply exhausted, traumatized, and didn't have the full story at his disposal.
Rather than being chastened by Russert, Broussard had a message for the Internet's fact-checking asses:
Listen, sir, somebody wants to nitpick a man's tragic loss of a mother because she was abandoned in a nursing home? Are you kidding? What kind of sick mind, what kind of black-hearted people want to nitpick a man's mother's death? They just buried Eva last week. I was there at the wake. Are you kidding me? That wasn't a box of Cheerios they buried last week.
Breaking News Coverage on Wikipedia Takes Flight
As I write this, a JetBlue Airways plane carrying 140 passengers is preparing for an emergency landing in Los Angeles.
The incident has been in the JetBlue entry of Wikipedia for more than an hour:
On 21 September 2005 at 7:55 PM Eastern Standard Time, the New York Times reported that JetBlue Airways Flight 292 was in the process of dumping fuel in preparation for an emergency landing at Los Angeles International Airport following a failure of the front landing gear during retraction.
When I majored in journalism, I don't recall any of my professors preparing me to compete with encyclopedias on breaking news.
Don Feder Works in Mysterious Ways
Former syndicated columnist Don Feder, a well-known conservative writing for the Boston Herald from 1983-2002, believes that Hurricane Katrina was God's wrath, and he has run the numbers to prove it:Katrina hit New Orleans one week to the day after the Sharon government carried out the forced removal of some 9,500 Jewish residents of Gaza and parts of Samaria. ... 9,500 Jews were driven from Gaza. Most are still homeless. Roughly half-a-million Americans were displaced by Katrina. Based on America's population ratio with Israel (about 50-to-1) this is roughly equivalent.
Numerology is important in traditional Judaism. Each Hebrew letter is assigned a number value. Many scholars believe the Bible has hidden codes that can be unlocked by this device. Written in Hebrew, Katrina has a numerical equivalent of 374. There are two relevant passages that share this number -- "They did unto thee evil" (Genesis, 50:17) and "The sea upon land" (Exodus 14:15).
By an amazing coincidence, Feder's biblical and numerological analysis has discovered that God's angry about exactly the same things that bother him: Israel's withdrawal from the Gaza Strip, same-sex marriage, the Pledge of Allegance decision, and the annual gay pride festival on Bourbon Street:
Katrina hit New Orleans days before the scheduled Southern Decadence â€" an annual ---- celebrating alternative death-styles, characterized by nudity and public copulation. New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, welcomed the freak-fest with the following proclamation: "There is no place like this on Earth! Southern Decadence XXXII is an exciting event. We welcome you and know that you can anticipate great food, great music and great times in New Orleans." Not to mention great sodomy.
Of all the reasons put forward for why God destroyed New Orleans, this has to be the most theologically curious. Hurricane Katrina hit on Aug. 29, one day before Southern Decadence was scheduled to bring 100,000 celebrants to the city for a week of gay pride. None of them had arrived because of flight cancellations and evacuation orders in advance of the storm.
Displaying XML Data with PHP
I recently finished writing Sams Teach Yourself Programming with Java in 24 Hours, the fourth edition of an introductory book for Java programmers, which comes out in around two weeks.I've been given wide editorial license with the book, so it contains unusual projects like Lottorobics, a lottery simulation applet that demonstrates why "Win the Lotto" is a terrible retirement plan.
The new edition adds chapters on XML and XML-RPC that use XOM and Apache XML-RPC, two great open source class libraries for Java. Programming projects in these chapters enable user lottery results to be tracked -- the applet sends the data to an XML-RPC server, which stores them in an XML file. In the years I've been offering the applet, users have won the lottery once in 4,877 simulated years of playing at a cost of $5.4 million dollars.
I wanted to display this lottery data on the web using PHP, so I've adapted some code for this purpose. The first release of the code, which I'm offering under the open source GNU Public License, shows how to read simple XML data with PHP.
If you do anything interesting with the code, and you don't mind releasing your work under the GPL, I'd like to add a few more sample programs to this project.
Tropical Storm Rita Heads to Keys
Tropical Storm Rita, likely to become a category 1 or category 2 hurricane by the time it reaches Key West tomorrow, is projected to move into the Gulf of Mexico, where it will find plenty of hot water to build strength.Meteorological alarmist Jeff Masters offers this advice:
The entire stretch of coast from 500 miles south of Brownsville, Texas to Mobile, Alabama is at risk -- no one can say with any confidence where Rita will hit this far in advance. Texas and Louisiana are at the highest risk. The current model trend is to recurve Rita earlier and earlier, so residents from Corpus Christi to New Orleans need to be particulary concerned.
Hurricane Philippe is heading over open ocean and not expected to threaten land.
I took a bath on my Philippe shares in the Yahoo Buzz game, riding them from $12.43 to $15.34 and back down to $10.62, selling at a loss this morning. Prices are set by search results for all stocks in a market, so when Rita jumped from $10 to $20.30 in two days, everything else in the Atlantic Hurricane exchange plunged.
My new strategy is to buy equal shares of every hurricane except Rita, which is the equivalent of short-selling the storm. Katrina only reached a high of $22.49, so I'm betting that Rita's oversold.
I'm currently ranked 8,203 out of 8,520 players.
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Democratic Response: Thanks from Louisiana
In the weekly Democratic response to the presidential radio address Saturday, Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco thanked the people who reached out to the Gulf after Hurricane Katrina, supporting President Bush's plan to offer "extraordinary" federal support for the region's recovery. "Only the resources of the federal government are adequate to the challenge ahead," she said.The text of her remarks:
Good morning. This is Louisiana Governor Kathleen Babineaux Blanco.
I speak for a grateful state to thank people across our nation who have lifted Louisiana in our time of need. Your generosity and support renews our faith in God and in the human spirit.
Nearly three weeks ago, the unforgiving winds and wrath of Katrina bore down on Louisiana and Mississippi, leaving a path of devastation and human tragedy unprecedented in our history. The destruction is almost beyond comprehension.
We have lost hundreds of our loved ones. Entire communities have been destroyed, others crippled, and countless businesses destroyed -- and with them the livelihoods of hundreds of thousands of people. And more than a million people have been displaced from their homes.
Even as the storm winds and surging waters passed, the people of Louisiana began responding, with breathtaking courage and in overwhelming numbers.
Their story needs to be told.
While the storm winds were still whirling in fury, National Guard soldiers and airmen, wildlife agents, law enforcement officers, firefighters, emergency medical personnel and the Coast Guard selflessly went into action, pulling survivors out of the water and from rooftops.
They were followed by hundreds of ordinary citizens who answered the call for help from all over our state, bringing their own boats to save their fellow Louisianans.
They gave no thought to their own safety -- only to help and to serve.
They were not alone.
They were joined by thousands of their fellow Americans, who came from all across the nation: military personnel, rescue workers and police officers, firefighters, doctors and nurses, Red Cross volunteers, EMS personnel, and just plain folks driving to Louisiana in trucks laden with food and water and love.
I offer our profound thanks, to all of you who opened your homes, your hospitals, your classrooms, your churches, your wallets, and your hearts to our people.
As long as the Mississippi River flows into the gulf, we will never forget your generosity.
Accept our thanks and hear our resolve: We will bring our people home as soon as we can. We need and we want our people back.
We will rebuild New Orleans and the surrounding communities of Southeast Louisiana. We look forward to returning your hospitality in a safer and more secure Louisiana, vibrant, just, and diverse, her cultural wealth restored to the world.
We need the help of Congress and the Federal Government in this epic task of reconstruction, because only the resources of the federal government are adequate to the challenge ahead.
I want to take this opportunity to thank President George W. Bush. He has recognized that Katrina was no ordinary hurricane and that our federal government will have to help us in extraordinary ways. We are prepared to work as partners.
Some issues reach beyond party. In the face of the human tragedy, which lies behind us, and the task that lies ahead of us, there is no room for partisan politics.
Let the people of America know: We must all work together. We will all work together.
Once again, I thank you for your help and I ask for God's blessings on the people of Louisiana and the Mississippi Gulf Coast. Thank you, and may God bless the United States of America.
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