Crist Snubs Bushes on Election Eve in Florida

A weird thing happened in Florida today: Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist refused to appear with President Bush and Gov. Jeb Bush at a huge rally in Pensacola.

The Crist campaign is spinning this as a strategic decision to campaign in more competitive parts of the state than the solidly Republican panhandle, but he was scheduled to introduce Bush at the event in material released by the White House. Karl Rove is openly treating this like a snub:

On a tarmac in Texas where the president boarded Air Force One for the trip east, Bush political strategist Karl Rove mockingly questioned what kind of alternate rally Crist could put together that would rival the expected 10,000-person crowd that Bush was expected to draw at the Pensacola Civic Center.

The White House already had distributed schedules saying Crist would introduce Bush at the rally.

The Palm Beach Post quotes an unnamed Crist advisor who said the White House was insistent that Crist attend, but he rejected them anyway.

As of yesterday, only one Republican running statewide in Florida would commit to attending the rally:

Of the five GOP candidates for statewide office in Florida, only one - Senate candidate Katherine Harris - definitely planned to appear with Bush, while three - Charlie Crist, Agriculture Commissioner Charles Bronson, and attorney general candidate Bill McCollum - definitely won't attend the Panhandle rally.

Chief financial officer candidate Tom Lee had not decided as of Sunday afternoon, a spokesman said.

Crist, the state's attorney general since 2003, is Jeb Bush's hand-picked successor and has a 6-10 percent lead over Democratic candidate Jim Davis, according to all but one recent poll.

If his campaign thinks it's too risky to be associated with President Bush on the day before the election, the race must be a lot closer than those polls.

Shelley Batts' Weird Science

I recently began reading Retrospectacle, a blog by neuroscience postgraduate student Shelley Batts that digs up interesting and odd science stories like a recent item about grey parrots, whose 100-year lifespan in captivity raises an unusual dilemma for pet owners: Should you raise a pet that's going to outlive you?

Other birds and even other species of parrots don't live near as long as African Greys. Why might this be? According to a study published in the journal Aging in 1999, the rate of mitochondial oxygen radical generation is lower in long-lived birds than in short-lived birds and mammals. We've all heard about the destructive capability of so-called "free-radicals" as reported in the news, and it seems that African Greys may have less free radical production than short-lived birds, and less oxidative damage.

Batts is up for a $5,000 student blogging scholarship that's decided by a public vote ending at midnight Sunday. Su voto es su voz.

Running an Online Community's Better in Moderation

Robert Sayre has joined my comment moderation crusade:

I try not to delete comments, really. But I don't feel sorry folks who've taken the time to write something like "What the ---- are you talking about?" and left it at that. That sort of thing will be deleted.

A regular part of my life lately has been catching hell from Drudge Retort members who don't like the site's moderation policy, which has shifted over the years from non-existent to lax to capricious to hardass. I feel like it had to evolve to deal with a community that has grown to 4,200 members; others make a good case that I'm a censorious fascist douchebag who'd be more at home in North Korea.

A shirtless redneck philosopher on YouTube filmed a 10-minute video scolding members of that site for believing their First Amendment rights are being infringed when their videos are deleted.

I don't know who this guy is, but he's mastered the parental trick of the lingering, judgmental stare that makes you see the error of your ways. As one person commented, "you lookin into the camera made me feel guilty and I havn't even done anything wrong."

Outlook for GOP Looking More Haggard

If you don't know anything about Ted Haggard, the Colorado Springs-based evangelical leader who's accused of sexing a gay prostitute for three years, a recent interview he gave Richard Dawkins provides a glimpse of what he's like.

Salon.Com contributor Lauren Sandler calls Haggard the "most important evangelical" in the U.S.

I've never heard of Haggard, who has led the 30-million-member National Association of Evangelicals and advised President Bush, but his quick resignation and the cancellation of a press conference organized in his defense make him look guilty as sin.

Update: Haggard privately admitted to some indiscretions, according to the acting senior pastor of his church.

Arby's Double Dippin' Tenders Go the Way of the Buffalo

... the coating is nothing special, but this Buffalo dipping sauce brings the heat. Yet the beauty of Arby's "Double Dippin' " innovation is that when I wanted to cool it down, I could first do a Buffalo dunk, then do a second dip into the ranch-dressing tub. It was like spraying a flame with fire-extinguisher foam. And I could control the thermostat as I pleased. -- food critic Chris Tauber, Palm Beach Post

On Sunday night, I was watching the Dallas Cowboys throttle the Carolina Panthers when I had an irresistible craving for Buffalo Double Dippin' Tenders, a new offering from Arby's that's about the worst, most delicious form of arterial glue imaginable. Processed chicken strips fried in fast-acting concrete batter that you can dip in two sauces: molasses-thick ranch dressing and tabasco-spiked buffalo sauce. A delightful combination of hot-stays-hot and cool-stays-cool.

Arby's Double Dippin' Tenders adBecause I have poor impulse control and a TiVo, I paused the game and made a late-night run to Arby's. The Buffalo Double Dippin' Tenders were gone, and the employee was strangely combative when I lamented their disappearance from the menu. Three inquiries about their fate were interrupted quickly with "we don't sell them any more."

I never got a chance to beg for any remaining tubs of buffalo sauce they had on hand.

The next morning, after a good night's sleep undisturbed by the digestion of spicy chicken tenders, I thought about the conversation and began to suspect that there's more to this story.

I stopped at another Arby's in Jacksonville and got the same response. Before I'd said any more than "Buffalo Double," the clerk said they were no longer on the menu. They've also disappeared completely from the Arby's web site.

Arby's marketed Buffalo Double Dippin' Tenders heavily as recently as Oct. 4, as you can see from this commercial archived by the video search engine TVEyes.Com. A clueless husband disregards his pregnant wife's labor because he's distracted by his desire for BDDT. I can empathize.

Liberal blogger Joshua Marshall likes to send his readers out to engage in pack journalism, each one hounding an individual member of Congress with a tough question that pins them down on a subject such as Social Security privatization.

I'd like to do the same on Workbench, but not for something as trivial as government accountability.

Please go to your nearest Arby's franchise and ask them about Buffalo Double Dippin' Tenders. If the employee permits a follow up question, try to find out why they've abruptly dropped a heavily marketed (and did I mention delicious?) menu item weeks into its introduction.

Perhaps I'm being excessively conspiratorial here, but the American fast-food industry does not introduce products with multimillion dollar advertising campaigns and drop them weeks later. McDonald's took years to abandon the McDLT after Jason Alexander's sang its praises.

Something smells here, and it isn't the delectable aroma of spicy buffalo sauce.

'Red Eye' Flight: Aisle Seat, Window Seat or Terrorist?

The 2005 thriller Red Eye, starring Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy, has a narrow premise: The guy sitting next to a hotel manager on an overnight flight turns out to be a terrorist who blackmails her into helping facilitate a politician's assassination.

I enjoy films that are set up in a way that makes you wonder how they can possibly tell a story. Most of the film takes place between two characters in one aisle of a plane, and it isn't easy for Murphy to menace the poor woman in between drink orders and the arrival of his complimentary peanuts.

Red Eye starring Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy

I've never seen these actors before, but McAdams is really good as the plucky manager putting her degree in hotel and motel management to the test. By the end she's become something rare in movies: a heroine who doesn't need anybody to save her. In fact, during a climactic physical confrontation with Murphy, she's so badass you start to worry about his safety instead of hers.

Without giving away too much of the ending, I didn't know that a high-heeled shoe could do that.

Liberal Site Raw Story Frames News Articles from Other Sites

The liberal news site Raw Story makes a regular practice of framing articles from other media sites, displaying the pages at a Raw Story web address with additional advertising. This technique was the subject of a widely publicized copyright and trademark infringement lawsuit in the late '90s between a small news site and several media giants.

Some examples from Raw Story's current front page:

In February 1997, the Washington Post, Time, CNN and five other plaintiffs outlets sued the web site TotalNews for framing stories from their sites, calling the practice "parasitic" and an infringement of their trademarks and copyrights.

Simply put, Defendants are engaged in the Internet equivalent of pirating copyrighted material from a variety of famous newspapers, magazines, or television news programs; packaging those stories to advertisers as part of a competitive publication or program produced by Defendants; and pocketing the advertising revenue generated by their unauthorized use of that material.

News coverage of the case, which was settled when TotalNews agreed to stop framing the plaintiffs' sites, helped discourage the practice. Raw Story, one of the largest liberal sites with 3.2 million hits a week, displays its own banner ads and navigation menu atop each framed article.

Disclosure: I publish the Drudge Retort, which was in 2005 a member of the Liberal Blog Advertising Network with Raw Story and around 75 other sites. After both sites were kicked out of the network, I briefly discussed the formation of an ad network with Raw Story founder John Byrne.