Turning Off the Radio

Because I wrote the book on Radio UserLand, my decision to stop using the software on Workbench has raised a few eyebrows.

By tradition, the first thing a weblogger must do with new software is publish a vicious excoriation of the old software, warning others to keep away, like a courageous relief worker marking a land mine.

Textbook example: When Mark Pilgrim concluded that a Movable Type licensing change would have cost him $535, he declared the software a dead end, switched to WordPress, and donated $535 to its open source developers:

Movable Type 3.0 changes the rules, and prices me right out of the market. I do not have the freedom to run the program for any purpose; I only have the limited set of freedoms that Six Apart chooses to bestow upon me, and every new version seems to bestow fewer and fewer freedoms.

I migrated from Radio for more prosaic reasons. I need software that can handle the Drudge Retort, a server-hammering menace that in seven months has amassed 4,500 weblog entries and 110,000 visitor comments. Though Radio development has been hearteningly brought back to life by Steve Kirks and UserLand, it's a desktop tool that publishes Web content as static files. That's a poor fit for a psychotically active site with constant user contributions (or should that be a constantly active site with psychotic user contributions?).

I could have chosen a server-based program such as Movable Type, the subject of my next book, or Manila, the software I'm using to host 3,000 free weblogs on Buzzword.Com. But I work faster in PHP than I do in either Perl or UserTalk, the scripting languages required to extend those two programs, and I'm skeptical that either program can handle a million-comment-a-year onslaught.

The money I would have paid for Radio, $39.95 a year, will be spent on Guinness and hookers.

Wordzilla · Radio Userland · Php · Mysql · Movable Type · 2004/10/07 · 4 COMMENTS · Link

My normal loathing of thimble-deep New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd has been temporarily suspended. She agrees with me about how Kerry rattled President Bush in the first debate:

Senator Kerry evoked the voice of Bush 41 to get under 43's thin skin. The more Mr. Kerry played the square, proper, moderate, internationalist war hero, the more the president was reduced to childish scowling and fidgeting, acting like a naughty little boy who refuses to sit in his seat and eat his spinach and do all the hard things a parent wants you to do.

Politics · 2004/10/07 · Comment · Link

Dick Cheney, Pitcher of Warm Spit

In my house, last night's vice presidential debate lost out to the latest episode of The Wire after an hour. The event had about as much chance of influencing voters as the position papers on each candidate's Web site. You'd have to be a political junkie like me to watch the veepstakes, and people who mainline elections already know who we're voting for.

I do, however, give Cheney a slight nod as the winner. He radiates battle-tested authority and experience, making it hard to lay a glove on him even when he's brazenly lying, as he did when stating "I have not suggested there's a connection between Iraq and 9/11." As Joshua Marshall and countless others have pointed out, no Bush Administration official has made that pants-on-fire claim more strongly than Unfrozen Caveman Vice President, trading in his future credibility for a headlong rush to war.

As far as I'm concerned, this point can't be made often enough in the next 27 days by Kerry and Edwards. When a president sells a war on false pretense, we'd be crazy to reward him with another term, even if the sight of Saddam Hussein in an orange jumpsuit pleases the eye.

A re-elected Bush would be the lame duck who cried wolf. If he receives intelligence in 2006 that requires a pre-emptive strike on North Korea or Iran, to pick two possibilities, millions of Americans won't believe him. His ability to prevent another 9/11 has been undercut by the deep-tissue truth massage that led us into Baghdad.

Politics · 2004/10/06 · Comment · Link

Brian Carnell, a Web publisher who has written thousands of articles for his animal rights extremism site and other projects, describes his computer backup policy.

Now, when I experience a catastrophic crash, I'll be able to look back to this entry and lament that I wasn't smart enough to secure my data.

2004/10/06 · Comment · Link

Deciding Whether to Drop Anchor

One goal in the move to new software on Workbench is to salvage incoming links from other sites. When you break weblog entry permalinks, you break links on every site that referred to your entries. Because I use weblog archives as a research tool often in my programming, I don't want to hose permalinks switching from Radio UserLand to my hand-coded LAMP software.

I thought I could write a short PHP script to redirect each old Radio-style link to its new link -- just grab the anchor portion of the URL that follows the pound sign ("#"), make a MySQL database query to match the old anchor to the new one, then redirect the request to the proper resource.

No such luck.

The portion of a URL that follows "#" is called the fragment identifier. Radio finds an entry's internal ID number with this fragment -- for instance, #a1833 refers to entry 1833 in the weblogData.posts table.

Much to my surprise, fragment identifiers are not passed by a Web browser to a server as part of a URL request. Instead, they're used strictly by the Web browser, as described by the W3C:

Interpretation of the fragment identifier is performed solely by the agent that dereferences a URI; the fragment identifier is not passed to other systems during the process of retrieval. This means that some intermediaries in Web architecture (such as proxies) have no interaction with fragment identifiers and that redirection (in HTTP [RFC2616], for example) does not account for fragments.

When you request http://ekzemplo.com/view.html#note, the server only receives http://ekzemplo.com/view.html. The browser loads the page and jumps to the anchor named note.

Because the browser doesn't share the fragment identifier, there's no way for a Web application, Apache's mod_rewrite module, or anything else on the server to take action based on that part of the URL.

More details can be found in a proposed Internet draft about fragments and URL redirection.

To retain old permalinks, my new software puts two anchors in an old entry -- its Radio ID and new ID, as in this example:

Perhaps this is old news, but I'm amazed at the design implications of this fragment issue for entry-based publishing tools like Radio. Web servers never see the full permalink generated by the software (or my own, which also uses "#" links). I'm thinking about recoding to drop fragment identifiers in permalinks, but I can't figure out how without adopting a one-entry-per-page approach to archives, which I'd like to avoid.

Wordzilla · Radio Userland · 2004/10/04 · 4 COMMENTS · Link

No Debate Over Who Won

I almost skipped Thursday's presidential debate, expecting that Bush would be viewed as the winner regardless of what happened onstage in Miami. In any event where extemporaneous thinking is required, Bush benefits from the soft bigotry of low expectations -- one right-wing blogger declared him the winner because he referred to so many foreign leaders by name and got all of them correct.

Combine that with the relentless GOP spin machine and distrust of intellectualism among many voters, and there wasn't much opportunity for Sen. Kerry to win the debate.

But win he did.

Kerry shredded Bush, who spent the entire debate crouching behind his podium in a defensive Nixonian scowl, fumbling for words to defend his record in Iraq and the war on terror, two subjects that were supposed to be his strengths.

Bush's performance was so abysmal that many of his supporters have admitted that he got trounced, including a surprisingly candid Rush Limbaugh on his show Friday.

Writing for for the conservative National Review, Jay Nordlinger states:

If I were just a normal, fairly conservative, war-supporting guy: I would vote for Kerry. On the basis of that debate.

A former prosecutor, Kerry worked Bush like Sam Waterston patiently walking a defendant on Law and Order into a courtroom trap. "Of course I know Osama bin Laden attacked us," Bush interjected at one point. "I know that." The fact he felt it necessary to make that assertion shows how badly things were going for him.

Though some pundits believe that Bush's ire was a consequence of being forced to defend his policies, I think Kerry subtly provoked the president's infamous temper with two references to his father:

I'm proud that important military figures who are supporting me in this race: former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff John Shalikashvili; just yesterday, General Eisenhower's son, General John Eisenhower, endorsed me; General Admiral William Crown; General Tony McBeak, who ran the Air Force war so effectively for his father -- all believe I would make a stronger commander in chief. ...

I believe there's a better way to do this. You know, the president's father did not go into Iraq, into Baghdad, beyond Basra. And the reason he didn't is, he said -- he wrote in his book -- because there was no viable exit strategy. And he said our troops would be occupiers in a bitterly hostile land.

That's exactly where we find ourselves today.

Bush continues to have Oedipal issues with Poppy, a man he challenged to a "mano a mano" fistfight at age 30 and called "the wrong father to appeal to for advice" prior to the start of the war in Iraq. Writing in BusinessWeek, Ciro Scotti noted the familial aspect of the debate:

Bush found himself in a foreign-policy debate with a seasoned politician who was espousing the same sort of measured, internationalist approach to a dangerous world that was the hallmark of his father's Presidency. Debating the security and future of the nation on live national television isn't easy -- but debating your Dad is downright scary.

Whether this translates to a victory in 31 days remains to be seen, but it sure was must-see TV.

Politics · 2004/10/02 · 1 COMMENT · Link

The Bench is Back

This entry represents the culmonation of several weeks of work moving Workbench from Radio UserLand to software that I am writing for myself on a LAMP platform (Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP).

This has been an eventful month. I was the first person to evacuate Florida for Hurricane Frances, taking my family all the way to Northern Virginia almost two full days before it made landfall. My excessive caution was rewarded by a drive home through South Carolina as the storm hit that state, spawning more tornados in one day than any storm in its history.

By the time that Jeanne became the fourth hurricane to bring Old Testament wrath to the Sunshine State this year, my fear of 110-mph winds was surpassed by my terror over the prospect of another long road trip with three young kids bored out of their skulls. So we rode the storm out in St. Augustine, experiencing a half-day power outage, devastating beach erosion, a few ominous tornado warnings, and a resort town full of great restaurants with immediate seating.

Every aspect of this site will be brought back in PHP/MySQL, including comments and trackback, and I'll be sharing the code under a public domain or open source license. I moved weblog data from three places into the MySQL database: Radio UserLand and my accounts on MetaFilter and SportsFilter. Since June 6, 2000, I have written 2,338 entries, a total that can only be interpreted as a desperate cry for help.

Florida · Mysql · Php · Wordzilla · 2004/09/30 · 1 COMMENT · Link

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