Last night's episode of Two and a Half Men ended with this end-of-show text from series creator Chuck Lorre, who puts vanity cards at the end of his shows that only can be read by pausing the TV:
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
-- Rogers Cadenhead
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Hey, who the hell are you to judge me? I make $1.8 million per episode, my show is the top rated sitcom on tv. Who the hell cares about the whores I beat down and threaten to behead? I mean, I pay top dollar to humiliate and degrade them. I am going to smoke meth till the day I die and CBS won't stop me as long as I keep bringing in the quan.
Give it a rest, Charlie. You'll wake the kids.
Is it possible to view old comments I have left? I can only find one, but thought I left more. It's possible they were deleted but I don't believe they were derogatory (they may have been a poor attempt at humor, though). I suppose it's also possible I thought of some great comments to leave and just didn't do it, and now my mind is insisting I put them down.
The "Charlie Sheen" character you are proxying seems a bit too much sarcastic and an obvious attempt that the government is trying to discredit him.
I hope to God Charlie is rehired and goes back to work so the News and Media will focus on real things Americans need to know that are going on!
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