Retired talk-show host Tom Snyder has discovered the joy of ranting on the Web. "I buy from Arrowhead Spring Water," he writes on his personal site, ColorTini. "For the past twenty three years I have been billed a $15 per month rental fee for the water cooler! I have paid more than four thousand dollars for a water cooler that sells for three hundred bucks! (I AM A MORON!)"