"So I get in there, and the guy was big and kind of hairy, and he's already dropped his pants. It was a disturbing, disturbing scenario. Then, all of a sudden, the reality of the situation starts to hit me and I'm thinking, 'What am I doing here? What the hell have I gotten into?'" - Gloritone drummer Scott Hessel, explaining what he did to get Swan Dive played on the Howard Stern Show.