Securing the homeland against suspicious readers

The FBI is now investigating people for the crime of reading while bearded:

Someone in the shop that day saw you reading something, and thought it looked suspicious enough to call us about. So that's why we're here, just checking it out. Like I said, there's no problem. We'd just like to get to the bottom of this. Now if we can't, then you may have a problem. And you don't want that.

2003/07/18 · 0 COMMENTS · Link