Michael Kelly went at great peril to be with U.S. troops, and he fell among US troops, while trying to tell the story of U.S. troops. So perhaps his final rest should be with U.S. troops, in Arlington, where we put so many heroes.
Take a guess as to how this idea is going over with military families.
Ding dong Michael kelly's dead, which old Kelly, the warmonger Kelly, Ding Dong the Michael Kelly's deaaaaad!
Oh yeah, you know I hated that fucker. I unless they fished him out, i hope he's still floating in that canal.
Oh did that come out of lil' ol' me?