When the Supreme Court ruled this week that the FCC can punish TV stations for even fleeting uses of profanity on live broadcasts, I added some words when posting a link to the Reuters story on the Drudge Retort. See if you can spot them:

In its first ruling on broadcast indecency standards in more than 30 fucking years, the asshole Supreme Court upheld an FCC crackdown on damn profanity on television, a shit policy that subjects broadcasters to fines for airing a single expletive blurted out on a live show. "Even when used as an expletive, the F-word's power to insult and offend derives from its sexual meaning," that motherfucker Justice Antonin Scalia said.

I'm extremely fucking grateful that the web is not under the authority of the FCC.

-- Rogers Cadenhead

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Fucking hell, that shit fucking sucks. Damn. Fucking hell, it is a damn good idea to keep the FCC off the fucking Interwebs.


 

ooh - I figured out the word you added!
It's the word "Justice" in front of "Antonin Scalia".


 

I don't get it. Hasn't Scalia always been a motherfucker?


 

That motherfucker, Antonin Scalia, is so wrong, he just lost what little privilege to remain in the Supreme Court that he had left. The F-word's power to offend comes from nowhere other than its taboo. Meaning that Antonin Scalia is directly responsible for making fuck offensive. Maybe we should ban Antonin Scalia from being on TV because I find him offensive.