Hallowed Be Thy Republican

During every election, the Wonders of Truth Christian superstore reminds locals that the road to hell is paved with Democratic politicians.

In honor of today's vote, here's the front and back of their signs:

Christians: The Democratic Party opposes all that you are for! Vote Republican Don't let the ungodly gain control. Vote Republican

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The 'Christian Superstore'--you don't have to be a Trotskyite or even a Maryknoll missioner of the social gospel to find that an oxymoron. Wall Mart didn't create the "Superstore" concept, but I can hardly think of any business model more alien to the firebrand spirit of Jesus Christ.

I consider the Democrat (hmm..."Democrat" has four of the letters of the word demon--must be a connection) Bill Clinton, for all his super-sized flaws, a far better model of Christian behavior than the 'more crooked than a Parodi cigar' George W. Bush and Co. Compared to the unholy trinity of Bush, Cheney, and Rove, Clinton is a saint, stains and all.

The 'Christian Superstore'--you don't have to be a Trotskyite or even a Maryknoll missioner of the social gospel to find that an oxymoron. Wall Mart didn't create the "Superstore" concept, but I can hardly think of any business model more alien to the firebrand spirit of Jesus Christ.

I consider the Democrat (hmm..."Democrat" has four of the letters of the word demon--must be a connection) Bill Clinton, for all his super-sized flaws, a far better model of Christian behavior than the 'more crooked than a Parodi cigar' George W. Bush and Co. Compared to the unholy trinity of Bush, Cheney, and Rove, Clinton is a saint.

A bit much!

A bit much!

I enjoy the quotes around "Republican". It's appropriate, given how our "government" has been over the last 6 years.

Are these signs removed yet?

Well.....it's true, isn't it?

Clinton is a saint.
HAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh damnit. You see, this is the kind of stuff that makes me glad I don't live in America. I personaly believe that if superstores can print this kind of stuff, then there should be other superstores printing messages supporting Atheism, Satanism, The Jewish, Buhdist, and all other religions.

And people wonder why theres so much hate for god...

P.S - Abortions should be allowed. The simple truth is that if a child cannot be given an oppotunity in life with bad parents, then parents should have the right of choice. Last time I checked, the christian religion states that god gave man (I'm presuming this covers all humankind) free will. eg: choice.

And questions or comments about anything I've said, just mail me at grimachine@hotmail.com.

Awesome !

I love those billboards!!!!!

Everyone should vote Republican!

Go Mitt Romney!!!

Is Mitt Romney a Christian? I thought he was a Mormon Heretic! (But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed., Galatian 1: 8,9). Real Christians can't vote for anybody that's accursed of God, can they?

I don't have much to say except for that sign is ridiculous and in no way speaks for Christians.

Also, after what Bush has done and hasn't done, I will bet anyone and everyone that a Democrat will win the next election. As far as I know there has never been a president more disliked than George W.

Thinking about it more...they are all idiots. Gore and Kerry both would have defeated Bush if they weren't such idiots. Gore did get more votes, but I will never forget him declaring that he invented the internet. And as for Kerry, I am a better debater than he is.

But in the end, no one is a bigger idiot than GEORGE W. BUSH!

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