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Art Bell Remarries, Will Leave U.S.

Art Bell and wife Airyn Ruiz Bell

Paranormal radio host Art Bell told listeners on Coast to Coast AM last night that he has remarried, given his pet cats away and will be leaving the country, according to the show's web site:

During the first hour, Art shared the story of how he met, fell in love with, and married a very special Filipino woman, Airyn Ruiz. Art also announced that he will be moving to the Philippines on April 29th to be with Airyn, but will continue doing weekend Coast programs from that location.

Art Bell's wife Ramona died in January at age 47 of circulatory failure resulting from an asthma attack.

Last night, Bell announced his new marriage on the air and shared photos of the wedding to Ruiz, 21, who met him over e-mail after Ramona's death.

Bell broadcasts his late-night talk show and an FM oldies station from his home in Pahrump, Nev., a desert town 50 miles from Las Vegas near Area 51. He left regular hosting duties behind on Coast to Coast in 2002 and now appears on weekends.

Some fans on an Art Bell online forum took the news personally:

What is even more shocking to me, is that he's leaving EVERYTHING behind ... the desert area, his home, his cats, the list is endless. ... I never would have thought a time would come when Art would go a day without his cats, no matter what. On his first show after Ramona died, he said that at one point, his cats were what kept him from suicide.

Update: I've posted the audio of Bell's announcement of the news on Coast to Coast.

Comments

Does Art take his false teeth out before he kisses her?



 

Alexander Gram Bell invented the phone...
Art Bell invented phone sex...


 

"I think Art Bell crossed to the darkside a long time ago. That statement about only living for his cats sounded so sociopathic and now that he is abandoning them when he talked about them as much as Ramona on air makes me think he is pretty fickle when it comes to his devotions and brings the word sociopathic to mind. He has had falling outs with guests over the years that are complete and shocking to the people involved-more bizzare incidents that show a person who can turn his emotional connections to people off like a lightswitch."

Google Bi-Polar Disorder. I'm no shrink, but I know the symptoms. It explains a great deal. And when you're reading up on Bi-Polar Disorder, bear in mind that Art holds the World Record for longest continuous radio broadcast while see-sawing... I'm not making that last bit up.

Artinae


 

Who's taller, Airyn or Art's prostrate?


 

Here's the full reference, from Google:

Bell was born to Arthur Bell, Jr., a United States Marine Corps Captain, and Jane Bell, a Marine drill instructor. He was always interested in radio and at the age of 13 he became a licensed amateur radio operator. Bell served in U.S. Air Force as a medic during the Vietnam War, and in his free time operated a pirate radio station on his base. He would go out of his way to play antiwar music (like "Eve of Destruction" and "Fortunate Son") that was not being played on the American Forces Network.

After leaving military service he stayed in the Far East, residing on the Japanese island of Okinawa where he worked as a disc jockey for KSBK, the only non-military English-language station in Japan.

While in Anchorage, Alaska at radio station KENI he set a Guinness record for staying on the air 116.25 hours. He also set the world record for seesawing while broadcasting for 57 hours. The money raised there allowed Art to charter a DC 8, fly to Vietnam and rescue 130 Vietnamese Orphans stranded in Saigon at the war's end. They were eventually all brought to America and adopted by American families.

He returned to the United States and studied engineering at the University of Maryland, College Park. He dropped out and went back to radio, this time as a board operator and chief engineer. Being around the stations he got a few opportunities to be on the air. For several years he worked back and forth behind and in front of the microphone. After a period of working in cable television, in 1989 the 50,000-watt KDWN in Las Vegas, Nevada offered Bell a five-hour time slot in the middle of the night.


 

Major Ed Dames told Art this weekend that "It will happen" when Art asked Ed to RV his future interview with him from the P.I.

We all know how accurate Ed is... either Art won't be having Ed on from the P.I., or Art won't be broadcasting from the P.I.


 

Did he off his wife? Is he crazy?
Listen to this MP3 with sound clips of Art trying to explain himself.

www.geocities.com


 

Same song in ytmnd form:
artbelldissedramona.ytmnd.com


 

Art should be more careful, what if his matchmaking ham radio "friend" set him up to marry his sister in law and later set to off him in this foreign unstable country. Airyn would be quite a rich widow if that happened and so would the rest of the Ruiz family, namely her sister and her matchmaking husband aka Art's ham radio friend.


 

Hey, I just realized that when it is mid-night in Pahrump, it late afternoon in Manila.

C2C just won't be the same.

For me, the whole point was that when I couldn't sleep, I could check out Art's band of lunatics who also weren't sleeping.

Art was there in dark, perched on the edge of civilization, halfway between surreal no-clocks-in-casinos Las Vegas and Area 51 just full of government secrets that he could almost see from his compound.

It just won't be the same.

Art won't be doing the show long. He's retiring again...

Pax vobiscum.


 

He also said how "easy" and perfect it all went down, quick and easy, "like it was all meant to be"...

Bad sign. Nothing is easy, love ain't easy, and neither are relationships. Its all a lie. He's going to end up missing his liver in Manilla...


 

He said "kick me in the ass" if this isn't the right thing to do...come on, lets do it for RAMONA...


 

One more thing: he mentions they are very Catholic over there, I doubt the fact that Ramona was a "witch" is going to go down well with them. And also the subject matter's of Arts shows, from talking to luciferians to witches and listening to EVP's and other "satanic" occult topics. Unless Art has convinced them his interest has all been B.S & for show and money, and that all his listeners are really wingnuts.


 

Wingnuts and loons!


 

He can use the leftovers from the funeral dinner for the wedding feast.


 

img114.imageshack.us


 

I believe he will wake up in the Phillippines in a bath tub filled with ice and a note next to the phone telling him to call the hospital or he will die.


 

this thread is precious.


 

Since there seem to be some very strong feelings here, why not start spreading the word for people to call the show Saturday and Sunday night, regardless of the guest, and tell Art what you think. What do you think? If you agree, start spreading this to your various mailing lists and forums.


 

Well, from the looks of things, besides a few tinfoil hat wearing stooges, Art Bell's career was buried with Ramona.


 

I agree that his career is pretty much over. However, if people feel so strongly, they should call him Saturday and Sunday night and ask him the hard questions. It may be the last chance we get since he'll be leaving the show for a while on 4/29.


 

So Shadow the cat went with the ham radio operator and his wife, Airyn's sister. It's Wednesday....I'm sure that ham operator is eating cat sandwich right about now.


 

WTF!! The caller was blind and he kept telling him ..."To look at the photographs!!"


STAGED....


 

Has this blessed (gag) event hit the news media???? I'd love to read what the papers have to say about Art's new marriage there! How can you get around the fact that just 3 months ago, he was lying in bed with Ramona, and now id lying in bed with a 21 year old girl in the Philippines????
If anyone has seen this in a newspaper, please give us a link so we can read it too. I've not seen or heard anything in the news of this.


 

Art, can I smell you finger?



 

Does anyone know if Art was in Aruba last year?


 

Sometimes information can be gained by looking at a new couple's separate grocery list.

Art
=====
cigarettes
milk
cat food
depends
preparation H
viagra
poly-grip
lice-b-gone
crabs-b-gone
lolita lover's magazine
penicillin
ensure

Airyn
=======
gallon of rum
chewing gum
vagisil
pokemon cards
grocery boy
hash
cat tenderizer
12 inch baking pan
grocery manager
sixteen magazine
arsenic


 

"He can use the leftovers from the funeral dinner for the wedding feast."

HAHAHAH...I think the same goes for the flowers.


 

What happened to the bird (starling?) that Ramona saved and was handfeeding? It would sit on her shoulder as she walked around the house.


 

I think I just saw Art in the audience at American Idol.


 

LOL We sure could use you over at CTV, Doctor. The moderation has really tightened up over there. The majority of the witty posters now have IP bans, and the rest are afraid to open their mouth.


 

"What happened to the bird that Ramona saved and was handfeeding?"

Art ate that poor little thing with some fava beans and a nice Chianti... tststststs


 

the new link for www.coast2coastAM.com is www.soulmate2stripperPM.com



 

People, people, people....look at the dang pictures, that is NOT our Art Bell!!!

He looks like the fried farmer in "Men in Black"....all wrong, totally all wrong!

It's a shape shifter!

Even the ears are all wrong. Geez.....use you eyes. Get a classroom chalkboard protractor!

Art time travelled back to the day before Ramona's death and they tooling around in hyper-space!

I'm telling you that is NOT Art!

The chicks hair is way too short for OUR Art.


 

OMG! I'm listening to the recording of the show from the 15th. He attended her graduation, while he was there for the wedding! Poor Ramona.


 

Is it just me, or does Art look like Mr. Potato Head in that picture?


 

Farewell Mr Bell...
Nothing but the best.
One last time on center stage
To put the Show to rest.

Happy were the nights I knew
When all around the house
nary a sound was heard
laying beside my sleeping spouse.

Illumined in the darkness the radio sweet and low,
off with Coast to Coast Am...
A Ride we all would go.

Lost are the years of late night.
The kingpen laid to rest,
Though still alive; ex-pating.
A child bride on his chest.


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++

Oh How the Mighty have fallen.........


 

"OMG! I'm listening to the recording of the show from the 15th. He attended her graduation, while he was there for the wedding!"

Where, from Jr. High?


 

To Ramona


Ramona, come closer,
Shut softly your watery eyes.
The pangs of your sadness
Shall pass as your senses will rise.
The flowers of the city
Though breathlike, get deathlike at times.
And there's no use in tryin'
T' deal with the dyin',
Though I cannot explain that in lines.


 

Someone is saying that this is the pic of Art's HAM (PORK) friend and his wife..

www.fantasticforum.com

could be fake


 

Someone is saying that this is the pic of Art's HAM (PORK) friend and his wife..


Why does he have her in a choke hold?


 

Damn, I just realized something. David Crosby's new liver is older than her! Yeah, like she would know who he is.


 

The answers are:

1) bigfoot
2) the lockness monster
3) art bell's erect penis

The envelope please ...
*the crowd waits*

The question is:

Name three things you've heard about, but no one has ever seen.


 

The year 2012:

1) the end of the mayan calendar
2) the year Art's passport expires
3) the year his AARP benefits kick in



 

Art says the cats have to go into quarantine for two weeks ... what about him?


 

"Could this indeed be Art's Ham buddy? Check out the pictures. It appears to be the same tree/sunset backdrop of Art's photo.Is Airyn's sister named Sharon? Good job Holly..."

That background is just a large photo in some travel agency....fake..just like the moon landing!


 

I was a long time fan of CTCAM. I just canceled my streamlink membership. I don't know what to think, except that this whole marriage is way too sudden. It could not possibly be real love, just lust, old manitis and sugardaddy on the other end. I would definitely feel happiness for Art and his new wife if he waited longer. I hope Art didn't make the biggest mistake of his life. I don't want to hang around to hear Art cry about the sudden loss of his present wife and all his possessions.


 

If the cats shots are up to date then there is no quarantine.

He's been plotting this for awhile and his ham buddy must not be able to keep a secret because in March someone posted a rumor that Bell was going to the Phillipines to get married in a double wedding.

pfmrocks



Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 40
Location: Mountain Home, AR

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject: RUMOR ALERT! Reply with quote
I have no idea if it's true, but I was sent a copy of an e-mail in which the writer explains he is going to the Phillipines to get married... He goes on to say that he has introduced Art Bell to his fiance's sister and it will be a double wedding. Shocked Anybody hear anything like this? Is the guy joking? I know that the guy may very well know Art Bell, as they both have some hobby stuff in common. But gees, his wife just died a month and a half ago or so... I guess it's possible though. Grief can push people to do funny things.

DISCLAIMER: Only a RUMOR, i don't know anything for sure!

link
www.streamerp2p.com


 

"If the cats shots are up to date then there is no quarantine."

...but are Art's?


 

>"What happened to the bird that Ramona saved and was handfeeding?"

"Art ate that poor little thing with some fava beans and a nice Chianti... tststststs"

Great...now he has bird flu


 

Great work Raja. If this is Art's buddy, things have only gotten more bizarre...


 

www.cwrnet.com

In the 8th picture is that Airyn? Damn, she has gained a lot of weight. Does that Filipino writing on her tshirt say "Naughty, Nice"?



 

Jesus, poor bastard! They are going to roast him like a pig. I hope Art at least got him 2 adjacent seats in first class for the ride over.


 

He took a picture of all the restaurants in the Food Court.


 

Art did say that he paid for his friend's plane ticket... he just didn't say how many seats he had to buy...


 

He's a KFC man (Korean Fried Cat)


 

[blockquote]LOL We sure could use you over at CTV, Doctor. The moderation has really tightened up over there. The majority of the witty posters now have IP bans, and the rest are afraid to open their mouth.
[/blockquote]

What is CTV???


 

[quote]What is CTV??? [/quote]

CourtTV.com


 

cat must be fattening


 

I believe Art said he gave his cat Shadow to this man.


 

I have had personal experience with the REAL Art Bell.
Back when another forum that I post in was really struggling with trolls, imposters and crazy people and I was an Administrator, I sent Art an email with a personal apology (in regard to an imposter who posted under his and Ramona's name) and offered him my personal assistance. I sent him my personal phone number, as well.
Just after 1:00 in the morning, the phone rang.
I thought it was my brother Bryan, but then a familiar voice on the other end said,
"Hi, I'm Art Bell."

OhmyGod! Intimidatied! Astonished! Whattodo? Okay bro, be cool! Remember, he goes to the toilet, too.

Well, to be blunt, Art was totally arrogant in his advise and talked down to me like I was some kind of child.
After a couple of minutes of that, I said, "Art, I am not the enemy." After that and ONLY after that, he chilled.

In regard to his history with "retiring", returning and then retiring twice more and now, the events of the past four and a half months, I have come to the conclusion that Art is emotionally disturbed.
Art's time is over. This is what I and several other people have discussed.
Art had a chance. He blew it and now the door is swinging shut and I think it's about to hit him in the ass.
I'm disappointed, angry and frustrated, because something inside of me WANTED to HELP him...but I couldn't.
Such is destiny.


 

Everyone here who thinks Art should get Father of the Year, contact me.


 

"Hi, I'm Art Bell."..and you're not..yes i am..no i'm not...yes i am..you said it first..no i didn't...yes you did...i'm not crazy..who said that..you did..no i didn't..exactly - Art Bell


 

Dr. Evil, you are TOO much! Seriously, I hope Ann Rule is getting all this. It would make a fascinating book & movie. After looking at pictures of his Ham friend, I think John Goodman could play him, if he would be willing to put on 50 more pounds. Why don't you guys put your heads together & cast the rest of the movie? BTW, Dr. Evil, re: your 05:18 post...I thought Art wore dentures too..until I saw a closeup of him. My son-in-law makes dentures and he would be thrown in jail if he made dentures like that. Although...that could have been an old picture and he could have them now. If Sharon in that picture is Airyn's sister, gawd! She's butt ugly. I'm not even commenting on her new husband (Art's friend) except for someone's remark about roast pig. Oh well, you know what they say "In the dark....."


 

"OhmyGod! Intimidatied! Astonished! Whattodo? Okay bro, be cool! Remember, he goes to the toilet, too."

Well, that's not exactly true...he's in there a lot longer.


 

[quote]Holly, if you are with court tv maybe you can get an investigation going into Ramona's death.


me again | 2006-04-19 11:59 PM | link
[/quote]

I only post at CTV, me.


 

The guy in the photos looks like the hanger-on type. Art Bell is probably attracted to hangers-on, those who will bow down to him because he has a few bucks in his pocket and a public position.

John Goodman. Great idea! Agree on your assessment of "Sharon". As me olde dad used to say, "I wouldn't screw her with someone else's dick."

Keep gathering all the info, guys! Very interesting stuff!


 

Rogers Cadenhead is hot!!!!

Art Bell is not!!


 

Airyn and her family are aliens and they've abducted Art Bell!


 

I miss Dr. Evil!!!


 

re cast of movie....art's friend could play the part of the RV.


 

found the CTV thread:
boards.courttv.com


 

Robert Blake is looking for work.


 

"re cast of movie....art's friend could play the part of the RV"

HAHAHAH

ME AGAIN you rock!


 

All those spirits talking in those cemetery recordings are gonna join forces with Ramona's ghost and haunt Art.


 

the cast

arts ham pal....RV and the roast pig at the wedding feast

airyn...the pussy cat the man at the 1st RV park that turned them down because pets weren't allowed.

airyn's family...the paramedics

angelina jolee....Ramona

OJ....art bell



 

"I miss Dr. Evil!!"

sorry..I'm busy writing a new novel caled "In Cold Blood".


 

Her Tshirt in the picture:

The square represents Art

The triangle represents Art, Ramona and her

The circle represents the noose she is working on to put around Art's neck


 


 

I'm so glad I found this site (via Google). It has been a hoot reading all these postings. At times I've laughed out loud.

As I drifted to sleep Sunday night, I heard bits and pieces of Coast to Coast and all I could figure out was that Art Bell was moving to Manila. It wasn't until Monday I learned he had married a 21-year old Filipina gold digger.

Art Bell has completely gone off his rocker. Here I felt so much sympathy for him when he had back problems, his son was molested and Ramona died. No more sympathy for him now.

I have no interest in listening to Art Bell's show anymore. Too bad as he had some really interesting guests. Now I wonder if George Noury is dependable.


 

Seriously, if a close friend of yours suddenly lost his wife and was almost suicidal, would you give his name to a woman whom neither he nor his wife knew in order to "comfort" him? A woman forty years his junior with whom he could have nothing in common. Why would a person do that? What was he thinking? Did he have that low an opinion of Art? It seems to have been justified. And, why would she contact him, unless she was planning to take advantage of the situation? There is something so wrong with this picture on every level IMO. Possibly, just the people.


 

you guys make me laugh..

can't wait to hear those EVPs

Brendan Cook: Well Art. We took our equipment and went into the high desert. Here's the first one.
Barbara McBeath: Teeheee...I like Pie
Art: Ok ..cue it up

Static
Moaning
"Where's my inhaler...art...."

Brendan: Did you hear that? It sure was clear.
Art: I'm sorry Brendan...i couldn't make it out ..too much static
Barbara: Teehee.....Chewing gum is cool
Brendan: Well here's another one...we've never had EVPs so clear

Static
Screaming
"Why are you blowing smoke in my face..what are you doing with that pillow."

Art: Wow.I'm not hearing anything tonight. Damn IDSN line.
Background
Airyn: Charlie..dinner done ..me feed you long time. Yeti soup!!

d


 

the cast


arts ham pal....RV and the roast pig at the wedding feast


airyn...the pussy cat the man at the 1st RV park that turned them down because pets weren't allowed.


airyn's family...the paramedics


angelina jolee....Ramona


OJ....art bell



Excellent choices all around!

We need an Ed Dames. And, I would like to work dear Sylvia in here somewhere, if possible.


 

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


 

Ed Dames...

David Spade ..hes got the haircut in that new Benchwarmers movie!!


 

EVP post is GREAT, evil fan!


 

Ed Dames...

David Spade ..hes got the haircut in that new Benchwarmers movie!! Abe Vigoda can play Sylvia Browne


 

Holly, how about

rush limbaugh..Ed Dames

Dr Laura...Sylvia

I'm open to suggestions.


 

Holly, how about


rush limbaugh..Ed Dames


Dr Laura...Sylvia


I'm open to suggestions.


Rush Limbaugh is excellent, me, but I'm afraid Abe Vigoda will have to play Sylvia. Maybe Dr. Laura can play Sylvia's son.


 

ed dames
www.ufowatchdog.com

i45.photobucket.com


 

George Noory's silence is deafening.....think about it


 

A movie based on all this? Thats GAYYYTASTIC!!!!


 

Rush Limbaugh is excellent, me, but I'm afraid Abe Vigoda will have to play Sylvia. Maybe Dr. Laura can play Sylvia's son.

Visitor you are absolutely right.

I now think howdy-doody would make a great art bell.


 

Howard Stern wrote "Private Parts"

Art is working on his new book, "Old Fats"


 

I now think howdy-doody would make a great art bell.


me again | 2006-04-20 01:02 AM | link


I was pushing for Robert Blake, so he could begin to work off his $30 million judgment, but you make a good case. Howdy Doody it is.


 


 

How about we get Mr. Ed's back in to play Art?


 

Soundtrack

I used to love her but I had to kill her
Killing me softly
Golddigger
Hey nineteen
Murder was the case
Smack my bitch up
Poontang killed the Radio Star (original song)
Theme from Cat..it's what's for dinner (original song)


 

OH MY GOD!! You guys are killing me! Abe Vigoda as Sylvia Browne!!! And David Spade as Ed Dames! Truly inspired casting. Tom Cruise on stilts with fake jumbo ears and some big protruding teeth could play Art and his new baby could play Airyn. Oh, but that's kind of incestuous, isn't it? Almost as bad as the real life A&A (Art & Airyn)


 

Ed dames and his Ukraine "bride":
i8.photobucket.com


 

Look at Dames' dame's body language....she's about to snap her neck trying to get away from him.

that kids cute...


 

Evil Fan you forgot:

Cold as Ice
Psycho Killer
I'm 18...I don't know what I want
You're 16...you're beautiful..and you're mine
I left the desert for a whore with no name
Fifty ways to kill your lover
Don't let your daughter go down on me


 

David Lynch could direct.


 

if David Spade plays Ed Dames, Verne Troyer can play the Russian bride's kid.


 

Evil Fan you forgot:


Cold as Ice
Psycho Killer
I'm 18...I don't know what I want
You're 16...you're beautiful..and you're mine
I left the desert for a whore with no name
Fifty ways to kill your lover
Don't let your daughter go down on me



Dr. Evil | 2006-04-20 01:23 AM | link


Plus, "Every Breath You Take"


 

Evil Fan you forgot:

Cold as Ice
Psycho Killer
I'm 18...I don't know what I want
You're 16...you're beautiful..and you're mine
I left the desert for a whore with no name
Fifty ways to kill your lover
Don't let your daughter go down on me

David Lynch could direct.

Holly Golightly | 2006-04-20 01:23 AM | link


if David Spade plays Ed Dames, Verne Troyer can play the Russian bride's kid.

visitor | 2006-04-20 01:24 AM | link

Y'all are killing me..I love it...

I love the I left the desert for a whore with no name..CLASSIC!!!!


 

Melania Trump can play Dames Ukranian paid for bride....they are pretty much in the same business.


 

What about "Don't fear the Reaper". Art plays it alot as bumber music.


 

On tonight's C2C:

Writer and documentary filmmaker Ken Klein will provide hard evidence as to why the Pyramids of Giza were not designed by Egyptians, but by supernatural messengers.


 

You people RAWK


 

movie so far....

The Art of Murder (2006)
Director: David Lynch
Ed Dames: David Spade
Ukraine Bride: Melania Trump
Ukraine Bride's kid: Verne Troyer
Art's Ham Buddy: John Goodman

We need to cast the three major leads.


 

Ed Dames' eyes are so scary. And, is he wearing a piece? We might have to put Phil Spector in here, if he is.


 

He bought a piece alright, but in the pic it looks more like she's wearing him.


 

We can have a scene where Art is watching the Simpsons. Phil Spector can be Sideshow Bob

www.israellycool.com


 

Phil Spector can be Dr. Morgus.
broadcastmuseum.tripod.com


 

I liked the suggestion of Angelina Jolie as Ramona.


 

Phil Spector can be Dr. Morgus.
broadcastmuseum.tripod.com


Yeti the Cat | 2006-04-20 01:45 AM | link


I don't think that will work, because I think Phil Spector actually IS Dr. Morgus. Phil Spector can play Sideshow Bob.


 

Good night, you all. And, thanks so much for the laughs. I think we are all in some pain over this.


 

Art jumping the couch:
www.adventuresillustrated.com


 

cast (continued):
Airyn Ruiz Bell: Bobby Lee
George 'Worker in the Light' Noory: Tom Selleck


 

I suggest Helena Bonham Carter plays Ramona. They look a little alike, and she has experience playing a "Corpse Bride".


 

Thank you for over an hour of reading and laughing so hard my tears have been dripping off my chin. I've been upset over Art's playing us for fools with his BS grief and it has been so great to read all your posts. I feel so much better and haven't laughed this long and hard for a long time! You are awesome! Art...you should burn in hell.


 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
Art you going to give me my asthma medicine?


 

"Come on Airyn (Irene)"

Poor old Artie Bell
Sounded sad upon the radio
Moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried
Sang along, who'd blame them
Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever
Go toora loora toora loo rye aye
And we can sing just like our fathers

Come on Airyn, oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah come on Airyn

Come on Airyn oh I swear (what he means)
Ah come on, let's take off everything
That pretty red dress Airyn (tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, Ah come on Airyn
That pretty red dress, Airyn (tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Airyn
Please...

Come on Airyn too-loo rye-aye
Come on Airyn too-loo rye-aye
Toora toora-too-loora

Now you have grown, now you have shown, oh Airyn
Come on Airyn, these things they are real and I know
how you feel
Now I must say more than ever
things round here have changed
Too-ra loo-ra too-ra loo-rye-aye



 

World Renowne Remote viewer says:
Most marriages take longer than 2.5 months just to pick out a ring,(woman likes to be courted)wedding dress and flowers let alone plan a whole wedding event,book flights etc. etc.. Judging from the chain of events it looks like Airyn was in the mix long before Ramona's departure. If Ramona approved of it,(as he said) Ramona may have been willing to compromise to keep from loosing her charming husband. Airyn may have been posing as some kid he wanted to adopt or sponsor. Acccute anxiety could have triggered breathing broblems and asthma attacks in an out of control situation where one has lost all their personal power. They may have all agreed to play out this role and reincarnate to pay off a karmic debt in a previous life where Airyn was Ramona and Art was cult leader with multiple wifes that wouldn't give him any sex because he was bad in bed. Art had to prove himslf a man in this lifetime and all ends well in a future life where Art becomes a woman who is raped.


 

come on give art a break!


 

I am horrified, I cried so hard the night Art talked about Ramona's death. Now I hear that he is shortly later marrying a 21 year old girl. Filthy leech.


 

I am horrified, I cried so hard the night Art talked about Ramona's death. Now I hear that he is shortly later marrying a 21 year old girl. Filthy leech.


 

Art, dont let these idiots bring you down. Your still a young,energetic, and thoughtfull person that I will always respect and admire. Friends forever.


 

Yo Art, I feel for ya man. Hang in there,and all will be well. Give me a call if you ever want to talk or hang out. Peace.


 

Dear "the ghost of the rich old fart who married anna nicole":
Exactly how did you communicate with us? Did you use EPP (Electronic Posting Phenomena)?
If so, I think we have discovered something new for the paranormal world!!!
I will now go and collect all the comments made by dead people on all the blogs and message boards on the internet. The I will appear as a guest on Art's show with my EPPs and have him read them. Sometimes he will read them normal speed and other times he will read them reeaallll slooowwww. He will read them at least three times, in case they are not very clear. He will then have callers call up and interpret what they hear. It will be interesting to see if they hear the same thing we do.


 

Hey Art, congradulations! Just wanted to give you my heartfelt joy of hearing about your recent wedding. Please let Airyn know that Katie and I are looking forward to getting together for some double-dating action. Give me a call when your in town!


 

What makes any body think "Art" would want to talk or hang out with them? I'd say it's pretty obvious right about now, he don't give a darn about anybody but himself. He's busy playin' with that cat.


 

To "YETI THE CAT", unfortunately I remote viewed you being part of the main ingredient in the family stew and Art is unknowingly going to ask for seconds, so watch your tail. But at least I'll see you on the otherside.


 

QUESTION: How did Art Bell get permission from the Phillipines so fast to get married there, bring U.S. Currency into that country and purchase a home there. I believe you have to go through the U.S. Embassy and then the Phillipine govt to get a marriage license - which I assume wouldn't be like going down to your local U.S. court house. Buying property overseas usually takes more effort. It leads you to believe that it took Art awhile to get all of these things worked out. Could he have known her longer than he says he did? Ummm


 

This whole thing just gets more creepy by the minute. Check out more AB family photos @:
www.fantasticforum.com


 

This whole thing just gets more creepy by the minute. Check out more AB family photos @:
www.fantasticforum.com

visitor | 2006-04-20 08:23 AM | link

the mod over there is defending Airyn..saying she has a freshness about her...whatevs!! I think the mod must be scared old Art is gonna stop plowing his new bride long enough to sue.


 

Leave Art alone...he still has a contact with ClearChannel.


 

"the mod over there is defending Airyn..saying she has a freshness about her...whatevs!! I think the mod must be scared old Art is gonna stop plowing his new bride long enough to sue."

Spike Mike gets more mentions on C2C by George than Super HGH Formula. He's protecting his 'special' status with the powers-that-be. Not surprising... he closed down the original thread on this whole business saying "maintenance" was being done - and never re-opened it.


 

I have just done reverse speech on the wedding announcement MP3...provided to us by our beloved host here on this blog...the reverses are scary, I am trying to get them up as fast as I can, if anybody has better bandwidth I can email the reverses to you. (Wav files)...email me at kingdom_of_de_nye@yahoo.com

I'm not kidding.

I must get back to work now, will try to load them on ytmnd.com if possible.


 

Crystal Gayle is writing a new theme song for Art..."Midnight In Manila"


 

Here it is: ART BELL'S WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT REVERSALS: bandwidth is limited so good luck!

www.geocities.com


 

My favorite one is "I am full of shit there is no way out"


 

Airyn is my sister and seems very happy. I wish you people would get a knife...I mean life!


 

Anyone know what cup size Airyn is?


 

I never thought Art would trade his cat for a beaver.


 

Bandwidth crushed already.

email me at kingdom_of_de_nye@yahoo.com

here's whats on the page:


1. "Damn You Wife of Air" - This could refer to Ramona, as she was on the air many times, his 'on air wife.' It could also be interpreted as
referring to his 'radio show' / "wife of the air/on air/radio" but who knows. It may also be "Airyn" as he described on the announcement
that he calls his new wife "air-in" and not "IRENE" as it is supposed to be pronounced.

2."I am Full of Shit There is No Way Out" this is self explainitory I think.

3."She Went Very Slowly At the Very End" - Could he be referring to his wife's death? Or perhaps his wedding night, either way its distrubing.

4."Evade the Law" - This sounds like "evade the law" to me, who knows.

5."Yeah I'm Uncertain" - Pretty clear on this one.

6."Hurt My Wife" Once again, is he talking about Ramona's emotions or something else?

7."Fell Down Now I'm A Wolf That Eats It Up" - This is what this line sounds like to me, you decide.

8."I'm Free" - The reversal is obvious.

9."Help"

10. "Get Out" - Is his wedding an 'escape'?

11."Fell Down Snakes" - just plain creepy, this one comes up again! Only this time its snakes not a wolf.


 

SATAN wrote: "Leave Art alone...he still has a contract with ClearChannel."

...not for long.


 

Art,

I'm recording in my studio as I type this - I'll have it to you when your ISDN line is installed -


XXOO
Crystal

---------------------

MIDNIGHT IN MANILLA
By Crystal Gayle (for Art Bell)

Lyrics:

Midnight in Manilla,
Shooting bull across the 'net.
This sick-en-ing journey
will take you on a ride.

Filled with sex longing,
Searching for my teeth.
Will I make it 'til tomorrow?
Will my organs stay intact?

Midnight in Manilla....
No one's listen------ing,
NO-o ones listening-o-o

(instrumental)

Midnight in Manilla,
And there's bullshit in the air,
I've been looking for the answers;
All my life you've lied on the air.

As the world we live in Quickens,
Are we heeding all the signs?
Have you lost your intuition?
Are you running out of time?

Midnight in Manilla,
No one's listening...
No-o one's lis-----tening-o-o...
No one's listening...
No-o one's lis-----tening-o-o...
Listening........listening (wispers)
To-o-o.....o-o-o-o.....Yo-o-o- o (very softly)
o-o-o-o (fading)


 

It is well know that these foreign women are trained at a young age to learn to lick their eye brow, while stationed over in the Philiphines, this was a rarity, this was exoctic and good old George must be jealeous of Art now because his Bertha is not well.
After Art saw this 21 year old woman lick her eyebrow, poor man was hooked into fastasies she provided and Georoge was stuck in his bat cave in st Louis without the charisma attained by Arts hair dresser and clairol dye. Lets all just wish Art well and take up a bet on how long he will last. Its the Cats I am so worried about.


 

I think he's saying "I'm all full of shit, there's no way out"


 

So he is going to do the show across a Manila ISDN line? I'm sure it will stay up.

Isn't there going to be a delay?

AB: Welcome caller, what is your comment.
*30 second pause*
Caller: Hello, am I on the air?
*30 second pause*
AB: Yes caller...go ahead you are on the air.
*45 second pause*
Caller: Hello...is this Art?
*35 second pause*
AB: Yes, you are on the air...go ahead please.
*30 second pause*
*click*
AB: Well we are at the bottom of the hour...more calls when we return. From the high desert...oh crap I forgot...back in a moment.


 

Still working on getting the speech reversals to somewhere that everybody can get them...stay tuned


 

"Damn you wife of air" -- could it mean like, "dead wife" as she is dead and her soul is in the 'ether'?


 

Someone needs to remote view the situation and tell us the results. :)


 

I am working on a new "Art Bell Investigation Hub" because eventually this thread will be off the front page. Please visit and share your links, pics, and soundfiles and jokes, or evidence if you have any. Still working on sending out the reversals...sorry.

www.xanga.com


 

Xanga is password protected.


 

Mr Bell says that he knew that Romana would kick him in the ass if what he was doing disagreed with her? Well.........I think that Romana is channeling through all of these comments and letting her feelings be known!!


 

www.xanga.com
try this one, you might not be able to comment though


 

www.xanga.com
try this one, you might not be able to comment though


 

Art Bell reversed:
could he be saying:
"and she very slow at the very end"

artbellshewentveryslowattheend .ytmnd.com<>


 

It would appear from the reverse speech I did, Art is "uncertain" as he says in one, appears to be upset about his "wife of air" whatever that means, one where he says "hurt my wife" but which one? "Evade the Law" seems to conjur up some speculations, as well as "i'm all full of shit theres no way out." I think he's guilty...of something. What that is I couldn't say.

Reversing the MP3 on this blog was time consuming and kind of boring, I just picked the ones that stood out.


 

Listening to the MP3 forwards is disturbing enough where he says "when my wife ramona died" and in the next sentance he's laughing...pretty weird...talk about the "quickening"

I can't see any other explaination other than he didn't give a shit about Ramona...regardless of all the pics we saw of them together, etc, and obviously he lied about how much he loved his cats.

I couldn't find any reversals on his cats.


 

anybody know where I can post all this audio where everybody can listen, where I don't have to pay for it?


 

Has anyone run the Bible code software on Art's books?


 

working on it...


 

Thanks mysterious with all of those reversals and for starting that site!!! This is a serious situation but I can't help but get a laugh out of all the comments. It's just pretty freaky what happened. Why isn't the Mainstream press reporting this???? Drudge isn't reporting it.


 

Another title for the movie.....

Not Saved By The Bell


 

Was Gary Glitter a ham operator?


 

Thank you, visitor, for such revealing reversed speech links. Could "air" possibly be a reference to Ramona's asthma? Could Art now have a subconscious fear of uttering the word "air" and thus mispronounces his new wife's name in order to avoid it?


 

The Streibers have commented but still not a peep from George Snoory?
And you know who else hasn't offered congratulations besides Snoory? Richard C. Hoagland! Usually that guy takes any excuse to call up and not stop talking he loves the sound of his own voice so much.
Maybe he is still working out the "significance" of the wedding date, and corresponding the latitude and longitude to the "pyramids on Mars". And studying the arrangement of the tables in the wedding photos for evidence of "sacred geometry".
Maybe he will point out that Art is not moving from a sprawling compound into a tiny cramped condo. Because his new place is actually bigger, it has something to do with "hyper-dimensional physics".


 

AIR-IN

or IRENE?

Art prefers Air-In

which is what Ramona ran out of, AIR.

Perhaps he could refer to Ramona as "Air-Out" and his new wife "Air In" while he's on the air...

Ramona was aired out, and his new wife Irene is in. Ramona out, Irene In.


 

Crystal Gayle better come up with two alternate versions, just in case. The second one called "Midnight in the Prison"

Midnight in the prison
Your cell-mate's winking at you...


 

"midnight in prison" would be too close to the art bell theme which is "Midnight Express" which is from the movie of the same name about a young stud who gets to be soap on a rope buddy in a Turkish Prison...maybe there's some irony there...


 

As George Noory would say, there *are* no coincidences.


 

The general reaction to Bell's news is mostly negative. Do you think at any clue the listeners would be so outraged and opposed?


 

George will be using producers and on-air screeners in his new broadcast studio. Here is a picture of everyone preparing for air:
www.cwrnet.com


 

The general reaction to Bell's news is mostly negative. Do you think he had any clue the listeners would be so outraged and opposed?


 

Art Bell's creepy new brother in law. No joke:
www.cwrnet.com

awww...what a nice pic of Art's new bride!!!


 

^^^oops, i mean ART


 

Yeti
Who are thise people?


 

Those are pics from Art's Ham-friend, now brother-in-law's website.


 

I'll bet Bell starts using phone screeners this week. If not, it's gonna be quite a show.


 

I think he knew they would be some negative feelings but in his arrogance he didn't realize how many ppl would be so upset and didn't care.


 

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

7. Naughty but nice shirt and a heart monitor

8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

9. Bikinis and liver spots

10. Short shorts and varicose veins

11. Inline skates and a walker

12. Thongs and Depends

And last, but not least

13. Airyn and Art



 

Is that really the Airyn Ruiz family - ALL of them? If so, where are Art and Airyn?

Please don't tell me he's taking the picture and she's holding the light.


 

Greetings from the High Rise in Manilla, this is Coast to Coast Am where we discuss everything paranormal, from the Philadelphia Experiment to the Pedophilia Experiment, from Alien Probes to Anal Probes, from Area 51, to Area 69...


 

Does anyone think the Premiere radio network or whatever is will drop Bell over this incident?


 

Crystal: Who's this? Howd you get my private number? Quit cying. I can't understand you.

Airyn: Sob, sob, sob. Beeg hunky Artie geeve me you number, say to sob, sob, call you.

Crystal: What do you mean..me, er you, er your hair won't go around it?

Airyn: He say, sob, sob, my hair not long. He like loonng hair. I no have. He say you got plenty. I got lots of money, I pay you plenty money for hair extensions. Make Artie much happy.

Crystal: Why that old fart. He's been lusting after me, er my hair for years. No, no, no; that's final. I won't give up a single inch of my hair.

Airyn: He say I fool him. He think all along I have long hair. Sob, sob.

Crystal: Well for pete's sake. You two spent hours and hours together on the video cam. Are you telling me he never noticed your hair wasn't long?

Airyn: He, he, he, sob, sob say he focusing on internal beauty and besides my fingers in the way.

Crystal: Check with Shannon Dougherty. Click


 

Art Bell's new favorite restaurant in the Philippines:

europa.eu.int


 

>>>from Alien Probes to Anal Probes, >>>from Area 51, to Area 69...

Who knew that Art himself was an actual Alien Probe.


 

I must say that Art Bell deserves all the scorn and mockery this is attracting. We thought Tom Cruise was bad, and we thought a lot of things...make no mistake this keeps getting more disturbing as it goes on. You can run Art, but you can't hide. You are one sick man, and we should have guessed, but alas we were roped in by silly new age fantasies, one after another. This is both as disturbing as "Heaven's Gate" and almost as absurd.

I think an online petition is in order here to have him removed from the show permanantly ...


 

www.petitiononline.com


 

If Art Bell or any of his friends are reading these comments, there's no doubt that phone screeners will be used this coming weekend. Drat!


 

call anyway, just lie lie lie


 

Thanks, Jon! ... I just signed it (#5)


 

SLEAZE


 

Its very obvious this entire C.. To C.. am crew are from another world. That is why they are just going along with this in imaginable situation. How are you ever going to listen to Art or George or Ian and ever believe any of this crap they have gotten very rich on. Its you and me who are the suckers while they dine in the Snatch Cafe or they spend the night in the Pussy motel or what ever. They are all crying on there way to the bank as they get richer off all of us that listen to these frauds. Shes just got to be sittin on his face because there is only so much medication you can keep taking to raise the dead pecker. Call Sylvia, shes got the answers and then theres good old SDM or Dr. Ed Gloom and Doom, he can call for advice.


 

Is it true that George Noory hasn't said anything about Art's marriage to his mail order bride? If he hasn't that says a whole helluva lot.


 

Well, there are the usual detractors of COAST TO COAST, and now there are sincerely upset listeners. Art Bell should be removed and George Noory fined for trying to sell his new age "key to success" book. This is absurd. There was a time I liked Coast to Coast, where people viewed it as the closest thing to mainstream Ufologists could get, but now its a big freakin joke. Time for COAST TO COAST/CLEAR CHANNEL to retool the show, get rid of these con artists and put some serious people on the job. Get rid of Dames, Hoagland and Slvia Brown and the others.


 

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