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Art Bell Remarries, Will Leave U.S.

Art Bell and wife Airyn Ruiz Bell

Paranormal radio host Art Bell told listeners on Coast to Coast AM last night that he has remarried, given his pet cats away and will be leaving the country, according to the show's web site:

During the first hour, Art shared the story of how he met, fell in love with, and married a very special Filipino woman, Airyn Ruiz. Art also announced that he will be moving to the Philippines on April 29th to be with Airyn, but will continue doing weekend Coast programs from that location.

Art Bell's wife Ramona died in January at age 47 of circulatory failure resulting from an asthma attack.

Last night, Bell announced his new marriage on the air and shared photos of the wedding to Ruiz, 21, who met him over e-mail after Ramona's death.

Bell broadcasts his late-night talk show and an FM oldies station from his home in Pahrump, Nev., a desert town 50 miles from Las Vegas near Area 51. He left regular hosting duties behind on Coast to Coast in 2002 and now appears on weekends.

Some fans on an Art Bell online forum took the news personally:

What is even more shocking to me, is that he's leaving EVERYTHING behind ... the desert area, his home, his cats, the list is endless. ... I never would have thought a time would come when Art would go a day without his cats, no matter what. On his first show after Ramona died, he said that at one point, his cats were what kept him from suicide.

Update: I've posted the audio of Bell's announcement of the news on Coast to Coast.

Comments

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Hey R Parnell! The only reason you're on Art's side is because you're just like him....a sick-o! By the way, a hundred years ago women couldn't vote and blacks were considered inferior to whites. Things do change and we become more civilized....except for creeps like your kind of course.


 

I think Art Bell's son is now about 24.

That would make his second step mommy even older than himself. Has anyone read/heard any reaction from him on the new wife?


 

I wonder what his Pal Whitley Strieber thinks of all this...after all Whitley is devoted to his wife who nearly died not long ago...he has to be ashamed, then again if he defends Bell, we know he's an accomplice.


 

Whitley Streiber gave a neutral, diplomatic response.


 

The identity of the "HAM Radio" Operator who got married at the same time with Art Bell in the Philippines is none other than General Jameson!


 

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The worst thing is...will Art Bell have a new child?????


 

He should have known this was going to look bad. He just should have known. Y
Let's face it... we feel like we've been jerked around long enough. On again, off again, take time for this and that... "I need to come back to work folks?, "I need time off"...


 

If he has one real friend left, I hope his friend will sit him down and say, "what the hell are you thinking?"


 

So how much for Art's Pahrump Hideout? I want it!


 

Just another case of sending jobs overseas.


 

I'll offer $600 for the Geo Metro.


 

Connect the dots. He's been awarded a trophy wife by the elite. Which is also why he's getting away with redrum.

www.wingtv.net


 

Jughead, you need some more syllables in the last line of that limerick.
Should be (could be):

Just to be with his Philippine tart.


 

ART BELL'S LETCH-CAM
knye.com


 

Isn't he a friend of Bill Clinton?


 

Life is short and each of us have different ways to mourn.....I hope you have a happy marriage.


 

anybody know what became of art's bad back from a couple of years ago. I guess she'll be on top.


 

Art Bell is a doomed soul. May he be reincarnated as a cat owned by a male antiques dealer from san francisco.


 

TG We're back and my guest today is David Hinkson. I was telling you about the Wiegand case, Dave.

DH I'm going to tell you something, Ted, I thought was interesting. You do a lot of research. You're an investigator, right?

TG Right.

DH Okay, if I saw some paperwork, or somebody credible said they saw some paperwork, but we didn't have copies of it in our hands, pertaining to an indictment that had been squashed pursuant to a payola, how would you verify that?

TG Well, I'd go to the courts.

DH Okay. Art Bell..it's my understanding he recently paid to cover up his indictment. Now I can't prove it, but it was a credible source. Can you do a little research on that for me?

TG yeah, let's talk to, we'll.., we can talk. What court district is it in?

DN Pahrump.

TG Well, the record should be right there in Pahrump.

DH I was told, okay, that he bought his way out of it.

TG Well, then, if he bought his way out of it, there's a good possibility that the right person was paid off and the records have disappeared.

DH I won't say anymore than it has to do with the subject you're talking about with Wiegand.

TG Oh, that's interesting. Now, I'll tell you about Art Bell.

DH He's not friendly towards me. I'm not saying too much here am I?

TG Let me just tell you about...We tried to get him to take Linda Wiegand and put her on his show.

DH That's why he won't.

TG What happened was, I had his home phone number, and I called, and his wife said: "Well, he's asleep, he'll be up in an hour" and I said, "Have him call me." That was about ten days ago. I haven't heard from him yet. So, I gave the number to Linda. Linda called. And said, you know, "I'd appreciate it if you put me on your show. We got to protect our children. I need to get my children out from behind that situation." And he got mad and hung up on her.

DH Ah, ha!

TG She called him back and said: "People don't hang up on me." And he said, " I will not put you on my show until you tell me who gave you my home phone number." And so she called me and I said, "Tell Art Bell that I gave the home phone number to you." She said you [sic] told him, and she hasn't heard from him since.

DH Well, the only thing I'll say about this so-called indictment. And I'm not accusing. I want listeners to call Art Bell and ask him to his face "Were you indicted? Did you cover it up, Art?" I'm not accusing him. I'm just telling you a credible source showed me the stuff. ..[unintelligible]...hearsay..

TG [Unintelligible].. You need to get all that, you need...

DH I'm asking you to prove my hearsay. That what I'm telling you is correct.

TG OK, listen, we have a caller. Ruth from West Virginia.

[End of transcript]


educate-yourself.org


 

He must have felt a "little" shame when he said, "she is 20 something"


 

Anyone hear Art telling that blind caller over and over to take a look at his new wife's picture on the C2C website?

The guy kept saying he was blind. I think Art is deaf and dumb. ;)


 

A soundclip of where Art Bell is moving to in the near future:

amightywind.com


 

The Art Bell Drinking Game

taken from www.skepticult.org

Supplies needed for play

*One bottle of Wild Turkey Bourbon per player

*One six-pack of beer per player "preferably generic to keep with the Art
Bell theme"

*One shot glass per player

*One 16 oz beer mug per player

*One radio


How to play

Tune your radio to Art Bell Coast to Coast or Dreamland

When Art uses the words "anomaly" or "paradigm" incorrectly, everyone
drinks a shot of wild turkey.

When Art uses the words "anomaly" or "paradigm" correctly, everyone guzzles
a boilermaker.

When Art uses the phrase "It's all starting to come together" everyone must
remove an article of clothing
(this part has no effect on the outcome of the game, but it's a hell of a
lot of fun).

Winning the game

The last person to remain conscious wins the game. Under normal conditions,
a winner is determined in the first 45 minutes of Art's show.


 

Reverse Speech:

www.reversespeech.com

www.reversespeech.com

www.reversespeech.com


 

There's no fool like an old fool


 

Phil Hendrie ART BELL Parody Mp3s
www.borgus.com


 

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www.pigdog.org


 

Hey remember when Art Bell tried out that time-machine scam?


 

Art Bell gets reamed by the "Amazing Kreskin" www.phillytalkradioonline.com


 

Funny how Art hasn't asked any of his psychic friends to attempt to contact Ramona...probably afraid of what they might find out if they talked to her.


 

Did it ever occur to anybody that the "theme song" for Coast to Coast AM that art bell is actually the themesong from the movie "Midnight Express" about a white boy who goes to a turkish prison to learn about manly love and soap-on-a-rope relationships in prison?


 

"Funny how Art hasn't asked any of his psychic friends to attempt to contact Ramona...probably afraid of what they might find out if they talked to her."

It wouldn't matter because they're all fakes anyway.



 

"The last person to remain conscious wins the game. Under normal conditions,
a winner is determined in the first 45 minutes of Art's show."

Is that 45 minutes of actual show time, or including commercials?


 

On their honeymoon night , I bet Airyn Luiz found out what the "Quickening" really means...


 

>"Funny how Art hasn't asked any of his psychic friends to attempt to contact Ramona...probably afraid of what they might find out if they talked to her."

"It wouldn't matter because they're all fakes anyway."

good point


 

"On their honeymoon night , I bet Airyn Luiz found out what the "Quickening" really means..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 

This whole episode is begging for a movie-of-the week...


 

well at least they can save money on two-for-one diapers.....some for her and him. ;)


 

Visitor you are too funny!


 

Art Bell

Field: Entertainment


Info: Late night radio talk show host, currently the weekend host (and formerly the weekday host) of "Coast to Coast AM" - all about UFOs, reincarnations, time travellers ...


------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------------------
Date of Birth:
Current Age: 06/17/1945


 

ART BELL, 60, records new song:
www.brocket99.ca


 

I agree, Visitor and Dr. Evil are very funny....


 

There can be no more horrifying a thought, not even the global superstorm is scarier than imagining Art Bell humping a 21 year old midget...


 

If anybody has an MP3 of the show I WANT IT! The show he tells everyone he's getting married, I HAVE to create a parody song using soundclips! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know if you have it.


 

Here are some signs that should get ART thinkin'
Art said both night's "I asked Ramona to kick my a** if this is not right"

The night Art mentions his new wife he had nothing but "love" songs cued for the night's bumper music and when he went to play an EVP he hits a button and "Foreigner" song "Cold As Ice" starts playing...the name of the band AND the song lyrics say it all.

Most of the people he asked to see the mediocre little girls picture were not able to -- including him telling the blind man to go and see the pictures!

The next night Art missed a commercial and was off a little because he said his clocks were off. Now we all know Art uses a few atomic clocks in his broadcast room...how can your atmoic clocks be off unless they've been messed with.

Then Monday a 3.5 earthquake hits 30 miles from Art's home.
3.5 or 3x5=15; 15 the numbers of years Art was previously married.

His house alarm went off four beeps worth. He said it was the wind. Never heard that dessert wind do that before.When Ramona died some guy in OR called Pahrump police and they came to Art's door during the show and set off his alarm.

Both times the alarm went off it happened late into his show.

I'm willing to bet there are more signs around Art that he is oblivious to.

Also: THE FACT THAT MOST OF HIS FANS ARE OUTRAGED SHOULD BE ENOUGH OF A SIGN!

(Thanks FF posters-- I got these on fantastic forum)


 

Yeah, the Foreigner song is definitely significant. If one believed in such things, it would seem that Ramona was tryin' ta tell 'im sumthin!


 

I met Art at a radio industry party before he married Ramona, and he was the sweetest, nicest, kindest, most interesting man I had ever met. Well, needless to say, he took me home that night and showed me the true meaning of "passion." The man was hung like a horse and could go all night. After he found out I was married, he ended it. I was devastated. That man is swinging some heavy lumber.


 

Here is something for you guys:
www.fantasticforum.com


 

Cold As Ice Lyrics
by Foreigner

You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love

You never take advice
Someday you'll pay the price
I know

I've seen it before
It happens all the time
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind
You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay

You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You want Paradise
But someday you'll pay the price
I know

I've seen it before
It happens all the time
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind
You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay

Cold as ice, you know that you are
Cold, cold, as, as, ice, as cold as ice to me
Cold, cold, as, as, ice


 

One of these days Art is going to wake up in Manilla realizing that he's about to be dinner for alot of hungry Filipinos. Ahhhhh!!!!!!


 

Art Bell is an example of the Perfectly Possessed


 

I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT WHEN I HEARD THAT MR. BELL FOUND ANOTHER WIFE WHEN RAMONA WAS BARELY COLD. TO GIVE UP HIS PRIZED CATS IS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION. I THINK HIS NEW WIFE LOOKS LIKE HIS GRANDAUGHTER, WELL HES IN GOOD COMPANY CAUSE ED DAMES FOUND ANOTHER WIFE ALSO, BUT BY REMOTE VIEWING. THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO BE SAID THAN MONEY TALKS AND BS WALKS.
RAMONA, REST IN PEACE. HOPE YOUR CATS WILL GET A GOOD HOME.


 

They only have one legitimate sponsor, and that is C. Crane. All the other sponsors are snake oil salesmen pushing fake remedies for everything from jock rot to erectile disfunction.

Everyone needs to contact the C. Crane company and tell them to drop that show like a bag of hot rocks.

C. Crane

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Hours of Operations
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Saturday 7:00am - 5:00pm (PST)
Sunday (Closed)

Mailing Address
C. Crane Company, Inc.
1001 Main Street
Fortuna, CA 95540-2008


 

I still believe Dames' new "wife" is probably a swallow.


 

Word to the wise, save this page every day or so, you know its going to disappear. I already have.


 

I did not listen George Noory last night. Can anyone tell me what he said about Art???? Thanks.


 

Good for you, Visitor... I have saved this page too. And did a backup! ;-)


 

The negative reaction to Art Bell's quickie marriage to a 21 year old Philippine girl is pretty amazing.

Several prominent men in their late 50s like Donald Trump, Michael Douglas, David Letterman and Harrison Ford have married or "hooked up" with much younger women. All of these men are richer, more famous (and better looking) than Art Bell.

The big differences are:
1 - their wives didn't just die.
2 - they didn't find their gals on the internet
3 - there was not a 39 year age difference
4 - they didn't decide to leave the country
5 - they knew them for a long time before they connected

This Art Bell thing is really sleazy and those wedding pictures speak volumes.

This is not a guy I want to hear on my radio. He creeps me out.


 

Art was beamed up by the GRAYS and they instructed him and Dames what to do as most old geezers need to raise it with a Helium Baloon on a string. FAGETABOUTIT - Viargra, just look at whose making those commercials. Now they have got to come up with something for Noory, well maybe his friend Sean David can help him decide what to do in order to find another wife for good ole George. Right now most of Noory's guests maybe getting lost in their Bat Cave in Missouri. If only Harry Truman was alive he could SHOW HIM the way out straight to Manilla where all those hot mamas are waiting for them with plenty of helium baloons and Scotty to beam them up.


 


 

Glory be when an ole man can plant his loving wife of 15 years and thanks to his glorious phsyics can manage to find a child from the mother ship. It must have been destiny that created this entire scenario and we can all find the answers from people like Mr. Georges glorious guests that are so confused he must remind them who they are during the commercials, and when Noory gets lost and confused he can always take those pills for his prostrate. Double up and call me in the morning. This will be a glorious day when we are each going thru the tunnel and will have to be judged by our devine Alien creators. Lets all pray for the Pussies.


 

For some reason I seem to like George Noory a lot more now.


 

Maybe Art was psychic when he wrote, "The Coming Global Shit Storm", and Whitley when he wrote about Art getting married soon after he killed his wife in, "The Day After Tomorrow".



 

Please hurry and call Sylvia Browne and ask her whether they are alive or dead.


 

Someone remote view all this stuff and let us know what's really going on. The coordinates are 51-50 and 10-97



 

AFTER THE NEWS AS TO ARTS NEW FOUND LOVE, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN I DO KNOW [ THE HART IS A LONELY HUNTER] WHAT EVER WILL BE WILL BE
GOOD LUCK ART AND GOD BLESS
YOU FOR ALL THE DOOD THINGS YOU HAVE DONE ,,, FOR LOTS OF US
BOB GEDDES YUKON


 

POSTED BY: Michael Burger | 2006-04-16 10:57 PM | earlier on this site.

"I was once married to a Filipina that I met through a pen-pal club/dating service called Cherry Blossoms. The marriage was a fairly good one and my wife was 2 years older than me. We stayed married for 7 years and had 3 kids. She filed for divorce about a week after she got her US citizenship. Coincidence? I don't think so. I think Art has a LOTTTTTT that he SHOULD be worried about. He should have dated this woman for a longer period of time, and definately married someone older than a 21 year old girl. I have a lot of respect for Art.....so I won't say anything negative about his choices......but I do wish him good luck.-Michael"

NUFF SAID


 

People say things about others to make themselves look smart or cool, or some egomaniacle thing or another. I always listened to ART because he is different and interesting. Not petty. There is nothing "usual" about Art Bell, and he certainly is not predictable... never has been.

Art, you go in my book along with Godfrey, Linkletter, Morrow, Wolfman Jack, Dick Biondi, Groucho, Stern, Frank, and William B, just to name a few of the greats. You kept pushing the envelop when all else around you became watered down and corporately franchised. Thanks for many hours and nights of real radio.

Now all you Dick Traceys out there... get a life. Certainly you have more to do than gossip, pontificate and belly ache. It really is not becoming.

Art, I'll be listening.


 

and Michael Jackson, and O.J.Simpson, and Robert Blake, and William Shatner and Ellen Degeneress, and Rock Hudson and Woody Allen...


 

Art Bell is a degenerate old man who has no respect for women, and wants us to nuke Iran. Nuff said.


 

Amen! You said it, Visitor...
I think, Chuck Alton, that you'll be listening alone, or maybe Yukon guy will join you. :-p


 

Art, we have some nice cyanide flavored applesauce for you...come now, your 'container' is ready to meet the astral plane...

www.findarticles.com


 

Art Bell is just doing what he is destined to do. He's fulfilling his life's work. Soon Airyn will give birth to the antichrist, and you'll all PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

You bastards don't understand. Airyn Bell is the reincarnation of Lord Krishna...Art Bell was "chosen" so this girl could give birth to the Maitreya...you'll all burn in hell for these outrageous lies!!


 

ick.


 

Incredibly, mind-bogglingly gullible! Want a funny example? Some of the alt.fan.art-bell newsgroup regulars created three phony newspaper articles about a mysterious "hole" discovered by "Dr. Glen Quarnstrom". "Dr." Glen (who sadly passed away earlier this year) was one of those alt.fan.art-bell regulars. They faxed these "articles" to Art Bell... and he repeatedly talked about them on the air as if the "hole" story was legitimate!

www.watchingyou.com

Here are the articles that Art read on the air.

www.watchingyou.com


 

5-dollar! thanks...me love you long time.

..oh, that was quick...here is your change of $4.75


 

Will Ed Dames be calling in from the Ukraine, or is he gone forever?

TIA


 

Don't call me a midget. I prefer small person.



 

Sorry Art this is wrong,wrong Wrong!I lost my love of my life TWO YEARS ago and I STILL greive over her...I am JUST getting over her...And Art took what three mounths to get over Ramonia??? This stinks Art...I will NEVER listen to YOU again! I will listen to George not you...


 

Dear Mr. Art... I am so happy you picked me from all the other girls on the webpages. My sister and me, we discussed the fact we now be set for life. All of us. The whole family! Even all my brothers. Don't piss them off, now. Once you kick off, you old geezer, we'll even be able to send our kids to college. I just want to thank you again because all the other girls from the bar are so jealous. This is the best lottery I ever played! Will you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all have Porsches. I must make... oh, never mind. By the way, don't call me "Erin". My name is pronounced like Irene. Call me that. Otherwise, now we're married and I'll tell you, you get NO sex for a long, long time.

You have any friends for my friends?


Thank you,

Airyn (IRENE)


 

You go girl!


 

Now I've had just about enough of this you hooligans!


 

Art is lookin kinda like Herman Munster, or Frankenstein


 

I guess you all forgot when Art was the main dude at the radio station in okinawa for 10 years, in the 60's, I think he know what to expect in the P.I.

as far as the other part, , Its his life.. he can do as he pleases..

so there Naner, naner.


 

www.virtuallystrange.net


 

MEMO TO CHUCK ALTON:

You may be one of the very few who still listen - if they even keep him on the air.

From the rants here and elsewhere on the net, it seems that Art Bell has pretty well turned off much of his audience.

If Clear Channel is reading this stuff, it would appear that Art has disillusioned many and is losing his fan base.

This latest surprise may have TPTB rethinking the idea of letting Art have his cake and eat it too.

No matter what, my bet is that Art Bell will be back in the states in a year or less - with or without the new wife.


 

He'll fuck the little whore, ditch her, and then tell his sob story on Coast to Coast AM for ratings, mark my word.


 

You are all evil with your evil lies and your evil speculations and your evil attitudes and your evil words. You are all going to the dark place when you die. Art deserves some fresh hot asian snatch, he's a saint, so you just shut the hell up.


 


yeah, let's all get some fresh hot asian snatch!

tired of the american bitches.


 

He's 61 and she's 21 i would love to know what they have in common. I will never listen to him on Coast to Coast again. I will only listen when George is on. Period.
God bless Ramona. I'm sure she's turning over in her grave


 

Someone on Art Bell's program the other night offered to send him a wedding present: A year's supply of the "little blue pill."


 

Did you notice that Art Bell now has black hair?


 

To: GrrlPwer(what they have in common?)

Well, Art likes young girls and poontang and she's a young girl and has poontang. ;-p


 

This really makes me sick. Art telling his audience that his new bride is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen is both an insult to Ramona and an offense to those who remember her.


 

Does she have ANOTHER sister?


 

She's a lucky girl...she can grab hold of Art's dumbo ears and ride him like a horse.


 

Cease and desist your speculations: Uncle Art is getting his rocks off the only way he can before he's dead...did you think he acually ever had morals?

*Its obvious now he was just using Ramona...


 

We need "Art Bell Puppet Theater"!

Keith hurry!


 

Are those bolts I see on the side of Art's neck?


 

I thought Art had a bad back that couldn't be fixed? Maybe he hurt it beating Ramona...or maybe it was never hurt in the first place. I'm starting to wonder if everything this guy says is a lie.


 

She has planty of sisters, Dr. Evil.
Look again at those wedding pictures...all those "good" looking relatives.


 

Cat's in the kettle

Did you ever think, when you eat Philipene
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain.
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork.
He's purrin' here on my fork.

...

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.

...

Airyn asked if I wanted mo
As she was dialin' up Art Bell at the C2C show.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...

...

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon.
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin' there on my fork.
There's a hair-ball on my fork.


 

"She has planty of sisters, Dr. Evil.
Look again at those wedding pictures...all those "good" looking relatives."

Rob, you silly boy...those sistas are already taken by Donald Trump, Ellen DeGeneres, and George Noory.


 

Hey Mister Mezmo! It's me, Art Bell! I'm up here in this tree with my new friend, Michael. And, we're having SO much fun, Mister Mezmo!


 

Art Bell: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Airyn Ruiz: How can you tell?
Art Bell: I never forget a pussy... cat.


 

Way to go, Art! Way to go!!

Art is bangin' some sweet, tight Asian pussy now and you know he's lovin' it!

Tap that sweet ass, Art! You go boy!


 

Customs: [returning Art's personal property after his plane lands in Manilla]
One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Art: [to Airyn] That's not mine.
Customs: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Art Bell.
Art: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Customs: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Art Bell.
Art: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Customs: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Art Bell.


 

Hmmmm, I think you might have something there, Dr Evil


 

Is he a drinker?


 

Dr Evil, in his C2C testimony to all of us listeners he stated that he was a VERY light sleeper and Ramona knew that and that's why she got out of bed to take her last breath, so she wouldn't wake him. He said he was a very light sleeper and he has no idea why he didn't wake up when she got out of bed, "that night of all nights"


 

Who, me or Art? *evil grin*


 

all I know is if I was gasping for breath I'd beat the hell out my man to wake him up and help me...or get some help for me.


 

ME AGAIN, as the church lady would say, "How convienent"


 

I've been listening to Art since his days on KDWN in Las Vegas. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.
I think his decisions aren't analytical, they're emotional.

I threw away a house in bull real estate market, and a job of ten years to live a friend's guest house when I lost my mother who lived with me during the last years of her life.

I think Art just wants to turn his life upside down. Let's just decide that Airyn is lovely, and they'll be happy.

You all are very funny. But, let's not be mean.


 

Robert Blake suggested to one of the stuntmen he tried to hire to kill his wife that they kill her in Laughlin, Nevada.


 

The question is why get married so quick?

What is it we dont know?

Why do people get married so quick?

I know


Art stay in the USA and eat some great bbq!
www.thebarbecuemaster.com


 

I am so disgusted and disappointed with Art Bell.

How can this intelligent man make such a rash decision to marry a Filipina child bride? How can he be so blind not to see that she only married him for his money and that he is her and her family's ticket to moving to the U.S.?

Art, you should have received some grief counseling before marrying this child. When I was grieving, the best advice I got from a grief counselor was not to make any important decisions until a year had passed. You should have done the same.

I can understand you were lonely, Art, but geez what's wrong with marrying a mature, educated American woman? This girl's intelligence can't possibly match yours!

I'm so disgusted with American men marrying these mail order brides when there are plenty of smart, good American women right here.(I'm married so I'm not bitter.)

Art, you could have done better. You deserve better (then again, maybe you deserve this disaster).

You lost credibility with me, old friend. You turned into a foolish pervert. Yech! You will regret this decision.

I doubt I will ever listen to your show again, Art. Thank God for George Noury.



 

He found her on kill-her-and-find-another- one.com


 

How can you not listen now? ;)


 

I don't understand why you people are blasting Art. You do not live in his shoes. You do not know what his life is like or has been like. You only know his radio personae. Art's personal life is his own and everyone should let him live his life as he sees fit. If you don't like what he has done then tough s**t. My guess is that most of you are jealous of Art Bell's success. Art looks happy, his wife looks happy, that should be the end of the discussion. You people are sick in bringing up his Ramona, the age of his new wife, his moving, etc. You call his new wife names, you talk like a bunch of teen-agers and mean ones at that. God bless Art Bell and his new wife and may he live the rest of his life in peace and prosperity. Art, your new wife is beautiful and I wish you and her the best that this life and world has to offer.


 

Isn't George Bush going to nuke the Phillipines next week? Tonight, I can't think of a good reason not too.


 

Yes, Mikel, we talk like teenagers...but we don't screw them.


 

Is Art going to be on C2C this weekend?


 

excuse me mikel, art bells life is our business because he made it a point to tell us all about it everytime some crisis came his way.


 

Mikel, I think people are upset because of the way this was handled on the air. The glee with which Art spoke of his new bride was a slap in the face to Ramona. Ramona should not be able to be replaced so easily.


 

i wonder if she is pregnant..

Or how long will a 20 year old be faithful.


 

No Hollywood writer could have created this soap opera.

Farewell, Bell. You fooled us all.

Beam me up, Scotty.


 

My wife looks 21 on the outside, but feels 65 on the inside. That's all that matters.


 

LMAO LMAO funny website


 

What I want to know is where are these great friends of his like Whitley and Annie Streiber in this insanity.

The post on his website is totally nuts.

Seems to boil down to they were sick of listening to Art being upset over Ramona.

Whitley and Annie, do you mean to tell me you approve of this ridiculous union?

Isn't it your responsibility to be your brother's keeper at such devastating times of life when decision-making is hindered by emotional overload.

You people raise yourselves up as intellectual giants then miss the shot on simple COMMON SENSE issues.

Where was the support base for this man????? You two should be ashamed.


 

Over the years I've developed a lot of respect for Art Bell, even though I knew he was a showman in the vein of P.T. Barnum. Yet he seemed sincere, even to the point of saying you had to sift the wheat from the chaff.
When he went on and on about his new bride and how much in love he was with this 21 year old, I realized he was just an old fool, much like the one who married Anna Nicole. Art's not in love, so much as he's "in lust". As for moving to Manila, it may be his biggest mistake. There's a large Muslim following down there, and he may be on their hit list.
Now had he met someone closer to his or Ramona's age and announced that he had started a new relationship that could one day end in matrimony, I think we could better accept it. That announcement was more bizarre and unbelievable than had he just described a troop of E.T. greys walking into his studio that night. In one sense I applaud him, but we all know that without the wealth and popularity he possesses, she would never have given him a second glance. Sorry Art, it may be your life to do with as you please, but it was very uncouth of you to so blatantly announce it to your devoted listeners so soon after losing "the love of your life". And as Donald Trump would say, "...and thhat's the Real Deal!"
Gary B.
Ontario


 

Art Bell is a celebrity because of his success on Coast to Coast over the years. Celebrities have fans that support them and celebrate their successes just as they mourn
with them when they have a loss.

There is a connection between fans and the celebrities they admire. The Fans of Art Bell had this connection, until they felt betrayed by his recent action of marrying a woman so soon after the death of his wife of 15 years and the fact that this girl is a very, very young Asian. It looks cheap and gross to everyone who will admit it. But some want to wish him well and tell his Fans it's none of our business.
That's BS!!!!!

Fans are not puppets that can be told what to feel and what to think. It's not Simon Says' and just because Art has lost his mind, we don't have to go along with what he has done nor do we have to condone it. He has a responsibility to his Fans as well as to his career. He can not have his cake and eat it too..... None of us can. If we mess up, we pay
the price, so why shouldn't he be in the hot seat, just like we would be?

WE all have reputations, just as Art Bell does. Many who are/were his fans would suffer the remarks and criticism if we were to act as Art has. Our families would be on our case, like white on rice! They would demand to know what the Hell we were thinking about.
Why is Art Bell any different? Just because he is famous, doesn't mean he can do whatever he wants and never get criticized. If he cared about his reputation at all, he'd have thought twice about marrying that girl so soon. But, being arrogant and weak, as he is, he just went ahead, thinking everyone would fall in line behind him and cheer him on.

It was cruel of Art to spring the news of his marriage on his fans the way he did. Most were still praying for him and the loss of Ramona. We were all excited that he was back on the radio safe and sound, and never suspected he had been on an entirely different level
during his absence. Many here who have supported this marriage of Art's are not his true fans, so don't really care one way or another. They don't understand what his fans feel and there fore should just shut up. Art is the one who has been mean. Mean to Ramona's memory, mean to his loyal fans, mean to his friends, mean to his cats, and mean to his own family.
He IS NOT a twenty something wild kid, who doesn't have the sense to think
about what he is doing!!!! If he doesn't give a crap about what his actions can cost him, why should anyone else???

Can ANY of you out there say that if you lost a spouse of 15 years, and then went off and married a person that was like 1/3 your age, from the Philippines after just 3 months, you
may not lose some friends and have your family on your case? Come on!!!
We ALL pay the price for our actions!

I say, Art did what was unthinkable to most of us and we are tired of the merry-go-round he has had us on. No more shocks, no more tears, no more worry, and no more prayers.
Enough! He can do as he wants, and WE can do what we want.
And what I want to do is NOT hear his voice on my radio again!!!!!


 

Where was that ole bullshitter Sylvia Brown when we needed her? Come on Sylvia, Help us out! We want to know what's going on here!*@#^


 

Art betrayed all of his listeners and his wife. He bragged about it while Ramona's grave was still fresh.That is not Love. Who could respect him after that. He is just another cog in the gears of this weird world system that we are living in. Laugh him out of existance. He has no credibility.


 

Id like to share a true story.......

When I was married to my first wife, her and I had a good set up. She had a career, I had a career and her parents lived on the other side of the US, along with her one brother.
Well, we'd been married for a few years and were doing just fine, real fine. We laughed a lot, shared many interest and there was no trouble at all in the bedroom, if you get my
drift. Then a new employee came to work for the company where I worked. She was young,Asian and wanted any man she could get her hands on.

She started asking the other gals how much this guy made, and how much that guy made....you know, getting her bearings. I was one of the two top paid employees and when she found out, she was all over me. She wanted me to help her with this project and
that project and started calling me at home, supposedly, to ask me questions about a project. I confronted her at work and told her I was happily married and she was causing me some problems at home. She said she was sorry, but didn't let up with the attention she was giving me. At meetings she was always sitting right there by me and at lunch she managed to find me where ever I was, and sit her ass down with me. I didn't want to be rude, so always accused myself. It got to where I was dodging her right and left.

Then one day when I got off work she was in the parking lot with a flat tire. She called me over to look at it and wanted to know if I could fix it. I told her I had to get home and
she said she didn't want to wait for a tow truck alone in the dark. She wanted to know if I could give her a ride and said it was not going to be out of my way and was only a few
miles down the road to her friends place, where they could help her. I, a good guy, said OK, and when we got to her friends house, they weren't home. I had a feeling she had known they wouldn't be. After she nearly begged me to wait just a few minutes for them to arrive, she leaned over and give me a wet one on the lips! Well, as my luck would have it, a fellow employee drove by just in time to see it, and she knew my wife really well! And of course,that news got back to my wife. She was the best thing that had ever came into my life and
I lost her because she didn't believe I wasn't having an affair. I know a lot of guys that mess around on their wives, but I wasn't one of them. I was, and am still, in love with her.

A divorce and six years later, I married a gal who was 15 years younger than I, and she had a big family in the same town we were to live. I didn't think it would be a problem,
but boy was I wrong! After the wedding there were more weddings we had to go to, and gifts for this one and parties for that one. She always wanted to give her family members
really expensive gifts and we started having money problems. I found out she had been giving her sister money every month for her kids baby sitting costs!!!! That was settled, but then her uncle got sick and we just HAD to help him out, because he was on disability and that was her favorite uncle. No sooner was that over, than we were giving her brother
our extra car to use to get to work, and it never got returned because, poor guy, he just couldn't afford to buy a car. We were always helping this one or giving to that one in her
family and the parties were non-stop. Needless to say, we started drifting apart because I got tired of the debt. Big families are BIG pains in the Ass!!! I filed for divorce and have been single since. Thank God we never had any kids! But too many times I think back to my first wife and what we had going on......and man, it was truly sweet. But she's remarried and there's no chance she's ever getting
back with me after she thought I was cheating on her. Nice, huh?

That little Asian bitch that broke up my first marriage has been married 3 times now and has 4 kids!!! I imagine she's getting her share of money for child support too.

So fellows, if an Asian gal starts giving you some attention, you'd better tear up the road getting away from her! Those broads are the most aggressive bitches I ever seen!!!!
I sometimes dream of getting my hands around that little bitch's throat, but like my freedom too much to actually find her and do anything. I just can't
stand the sight of an Asian women now.

Maybe one of these days my first wife will be single and I can try to convince her I'm the one who loves her more than anyone can. Until then, I spend my evenings at home, alone,
and read or watch TV. If I can love a woman that much and not be able to have her, Art Bell can deal with his loss too. Unless he's just a wimp, which it sounds like he is.
But I have a feeling that his new big family he got when he married, will slowly drive him nuts, to the poor house, or both. At any rate, it's going to be a Hell of a lot different life style than he had with Ramona. He will get no peace, trust me.

Good luck Art...you are really going to need it!


 

"My wife looks 21 on the outside, but feels 65 on the inside. That's all that matters."
Art Bell

Oh really? Well I look 60 on the outside, but feel like 21 on the inside.....but you wouldn't want to marry me. I'm a self respecting white female who has as many wrinkles
and gray hairs as you! I don't take a back seat to no man though and my husband doesn't expect me to. He's a wonderful man and thinks you are a jerk! And as usual, he's right!
We were married when we were both 57 and haven't had a better time in our lives! He says he does not understand what the men today see in the young women, many are so swallow. I tell him it's the sex, and he laughs and says, "sex is over in 20 minutes, then
what? " ha!


 

LONELY JEFF's story is not unique. He is just of the few who is brave enough to share it. MEN - heed his story. I am in my 50s and I have heard this kind of thing too many times.

Foreign women are generally users and they are unrelenting in their quest. They will ppull every stunt in the book to reel you in.

They want an American patsy and will typically prey on men who they think are vulnerable and who they can manipulate. Their ultimate goal is a ticket to America and to import their extended families.

When they have gotten what they want from you, you will be discarded. It happens most of the time.

If it's not obvious to Art, it should be to the rest of us that Art is being used by this clever little bitch. This "marriage" will not last.

Thank you Jeff for sharing your story. I hope it saves some other guys out there.


 

Any male who gets married without a prenuptial agreement to protect what he earned on his own is a complete fool.

I had one and I will make sure that my son has one when he is ready to marry.

If I had a daughter, I would make sure she had one as well.



 

I read somewhere that Art Bell is worth $170 million.

Airyn is younger than Bell's own son. Will junior get shut out of his father's fortune - whatever it is?

When this fiasco falls apart, I wonder how much Art will lose - and all for the taste of some young twit in a land where you can easily rent her type by the hour and then move on.

I mean really - what could these two possibly have in common?


 

If I read another comment about eating Art's cats in the Philippines, I'm gonna lose it. At any rate, this is an exciting story to follow up. Something in me hopes that there is some sort of investigation caused by this furor and if he is guilty of being a creep or a murderer or whatever, that its proven and hes caught and he goes to jail. The other part of me hopes that this is all a completely normal and legit sequence of events and they live a nice happy life for the next 10-20 years.


 

Art Bell should be kicked off the air. Whatever insight he once offered (into government conspiracies and such)is long gone.
The phrase "too much information" comes to mind and Art has made his private life public for way too long. This whole chain of recent events is disgusting and I can't listen to him anymore.
I hope the network pulls the plug on him once and for all.


 

Felt sorry for Art when Ramonda died, but getting married to a 21 year old seems illegal to me. You are supposed to give a donation to needy children, but to marry them is rediculous. Have a good life Art, but you lost my respect as a listener.


 

"American woman, stay away from me!!"


 

Does Art only get to screw her on the weekends and George during the week? They don't have to worry about Ian Punnett...he is gay.


 

Why would Art's ham radio friend give Art's private email address to a 21 year old woman who has never heard of Art or Ramona and lives halfway around the world, so that she could write him a condolence letter? Supposedly, this was done without Art's permission and just days after Ramona died. I wouldn't turn my back on any of these people.


 

The whole thing smells to high heaven.


 

Everyone thinks she is so pretty. The last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it.


 

That picture is too big for small screens, working on it...


 

From STRIEBER'S WEBSITE:

"Legendary Coast-to-Coast AM host Art Bell has remarried. "

LEGENDARY????


"His romance with Philippine national Airyn Ruiz began after he was introduced to her via internet videoconferencing, by a friend in the ham radio hobby. "

THATS A GOOD START FOR ANY RELATIONSHIP...ONLINE SEX CAMS...


"They spent countless hours conferencing together."

What do a 60 year old man and a 21 year old have to "conference" about other than "wanna see my muffin?"


"Whitley Strieber says, "It became obvious to me after a very short time that this young woman Art had met online was a remarkable and unusual human being. She and Art connected immediately and deeply."

IMMEDIATELY? RAMONA'S BODY STILL WARM, A 15 YEAR RELATIONSHIP, ENDS QUICKLY WHEN LITTLE MISS POONGTANG TELLS ART SHE'S REALLY INTO HIS MIND?


"Their online romance blossomed."

ONLINE ROMANCE...BLOSSOMED...PRETTY DARN FAST TOO..EH


" Strieber continues, "I was very worried about Art at the time. He was struggling with a great grief. "

NOT TOO HARD THOUGH EH


"Ramona was so marvelous, and he felt as if his life was over."

HIS LIFE IS OVER NOW

"It took courage for him to do it, but he chose to make changes, and not let his life stop."

COURAGE? YOU MEAN IT TAKES A COMPLETE LACK OF CONSCIENCE...


"Art has bought a condo in Manila, and the Bells plan to make their residence there. He will continue as the weekend host of Coast to Coast AM, broadcasting from his apartment there just as he has from his home in Pahrump. "


MOVING ON UP!


"Anne Strieber comments, "Whitley almost lost me, but we were lucky. Art and Mona were not, but she and I shared very much the same spirit, and I know what she would say to Art if she could: go for it, fella. Choose life!'"


BULLSHIT BABY BULLSHIT

"Mr and Mrs. Strieber, and all of us at Unknowncountry.com, wish the Bells all happiness and every joy of their union. "

SHE LUV YOU LONG TIME...


 

The links are great! Thank you, and Dr. Evil, You rock!


 

Being a long time marriage counsler I commend Art Bell for finding a young hole to spend the rest of his days with. This is partially due to his wonderful looks and personality and of course his bank account. Life in Manilla will be wonderful for the Bells as they will have no cats, just servants and all the best that this place Manilla has to offer. I am sure Ramona will be there in spirit with them always. She must be tickled PINK. After all 61 is not so old and 21 is not so young for them to start a new family of 10 kids.


 

Anybody start up that website yet? Where's the MP3 of Art's Wedding Announcement show? Please let us know. I think the website should be called "THE KINGDOM OF LIES" or something ... PERV TO PERV AM...howsabout "TEENDREAMLAND"


 

From Area 51 to Area 69


 

I think the conspiracy was dueping the audience and then laughing all the way to the bank with a little help from some friends. He's just retireing now, that's all.


 

What's Ed Dames old lady look like?


 

I remember when I was 20. God help him


 

FINALLY.... ART FOUND THE FISTERIS WITH THE REEVIS ON THE FORITSNAT.


 

SHAME SHAME SHAME

I think we should all call the show on Saturday and chew his ass out on national radio!


 

Is art going to be on Saturday night?


 

ED DAMES: ANOTHER ONE OF ART'S SLEAZY FRIENDS:

After a departure involving legal battles with his ex-wife that culminated in a $2 million judgement against him, Ed has continued marketing psychic training DVDs and other related products independently from Hawaii.

en.wikipedia.org


 

Art has duped so many.
Lesson one, remember how easily you were duped..because BUSH has done the same and screwed the country!

WAKE UP America!!


 

Airyn: "Art, your wrinkled old penis looks just like an alien!"

Art: "Yeah babydoll, whaddaya say we wrap this ole alien in your burrito?

Airyn: Giggle giggle

Art: Oh my God...where's my HGH pills, I think I'm having a heart attack!

Ed Dames: Move over Art you're crushing my balls...


 

I am so happy for Art. I believe that men who have had very good marriages do best to reconnect and remarry very soon after their wife's death. I have told my husband (we have a GREAT marriage) that I expect him to live the rest of his life if I die before him. If he find someone he wants to be with, I KNOW he will make it work. I think he should reconnect, find a new partner and live with gusto.


 

I am so happy for Art. I believe that men who have had very good marriages do best to reconnect and remarry very soon after their wife's death. I have told my husband (we have a GREAT marriage) that I expect him to live the rest of his life if I die before him. If he find someone he wants to be with, I KNOW he will make it work. I think he should reconnect, find a new partner and live with gusto.


 

Johnny Rotton, how about THE KINGDOM OF DE-NYE?


 

GEORGE NOORY TO WED RICHARD C. HOAGLAND

REUTERS|April 20, 2006 - Arizona, Late night talkshow host George Noory and Mars investigator Richard Hoagland, traded vows last night at the Holiday Inn in Flagstaff. Noory, who took over the "Coast to Coast AM" radio program which deals with flying saucers and bigfoot finally decided to come out of the closet and express his love for Richard, "Richard and I found eachother while fishing at Mt.Shasta, we looked at eachother and knew we were meant for eachother." The two gay men dressed somewhat casually, but very gay at their ceremony. Art Bell did not attend. They were married by a Wiccan preist named "Abiloney Milfuzedeck" who described the union as "a match made in Asgard." The two will have a short honeymoon this weekend in New Brunswick, Canada.

See wedding pictures here: www.alienresistance.org


 

Remember Noory's online scam documentary with predictions from the world's biggest liars? Now he's trying to sell some new age book? What a tool. I think you'll find he's just like art bell in the end.


 

In my opinion, I believe Whitley and wife are so happy for art and "irene" because they can't wait for the wife swapping party, something Ramona wasn't in to.


 

As I recall from the movie, "COMMUNION" Whitley did try out the 'swinger' lifestyle...but you really think Anne would go for Art Bell? Maybe she's after Airyn...


 

Naughty, but Nice eh....Art you better bring plenty of Penicillin with you!

...and hope it doesn't fall off.


 

www.amazon.com


WHAT THE HELL DOES NOORY THINK HE'S GOD NOW? THIS BOOK SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF MILLIONS OF NEW AGE PHONEY SELF HELP BOOKS OUT THERE WHAT A JOKE! GEORGE NOORY HAS LOST ALL CREDIBILITY WITH THIS CRAP. LORD NOORY WILL TELL US [Like L.Ron Hubbard, Sun Yung Moon, Richard Simmons, Susan Powter, Donald Trump...etc...etc..] "HOW TO ACHIEVE OUR TRUE POTENTIAL"

GOOD GAWD...

I thought this book was going to be about the "paranormal" not be some rediculous dime-a-dozen self help pulp!

ART AND GEORGE ARE PHONEY CONMEN!

THERE IS NO QUESTION ABOUT IT NOW!


 

"Through easily understood, step-by-step instructions, and examples from his own life, George Noory shows how he has surpassed his own limitations and frustrations, how he has freed himself from doubts and fears, and how he glimpsed the right way out of life's desperate straits. He will teach readers how to overcome fear and doubt and find happiness and success. "


 

HOCUS POCUS! ANOTHER ART BELL WANNABE! WHAT STUPIDITY! ANOTHER CULT-LEADER WANNABE! WHAT'S NEXT? IAN PUNNIT'S "HOW TO GET RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS AND STILL ATTAIN NIRVANA?"


 

From my dank and dingy condo high above the hot and smelly city of Manila, I bid you good evening or good morning, as the case may be depending on where you are. Welcome to another edition of the now smallest overnight radio talk program in America, although it's not taped in American anymore. You are going to find this a fascinating program this morning, but a short one because my new wife won't put out unless I go to her mom's for dinner ... again. It actually doesn't matter because we have no guess or phone calls. I mean who the hell wants to call Manila anyway. Now a word from our one sponsor ... oh crap they just drop the show. Back in a moment ...


 

I think that the combination of Noory's latest guru book, and Art Bell's disturbing wedding, is going to flush COAST TO COAST AM down the toilet. The illuminati must have brainwashed both of them. Airyn must be a MONARCH Mind Control slave and Noory must have sold out to the Scientology crowd...THE END of an era. Maybe they'll give the show to ALAN WATT.


 

I am the reincarnation of Rasputin I tell you! Why won't you people believe me! I know the secrets of the universe! Art Bell isn't a pervert, Airyn is the reincarnation of Ramona! Why won't you believe that?


 

from www.unknowncountry.com

"A fossil of a fish with "legs," that anthropologists think represents the missing link in evolution has recently been discovered..."

Whitley shouldn't talk about Art like that.


 

Damn you Dr.Evil! You're going to ruin the whole conspiracy! Art Bell's new wife is going to give birth to the messiah on live radio! He will become the Pope on December 31st, 2012 and George Noory is going to ascend!


 

"I am the reincarnation of Rasputin I tell you! Why won't you people believe me!"

Why do people who are "reincarnated" always say they were someone famous in the past? They never claim they were some guy named Bob.


 

Noory thinks he's the Reincarnation of Mr.Whipple:

www.johnadams.net


 

Art Bell is God!


 

I vote for PeeWee Herman to take Art's place on C2C.


 

Art Bell is one sexi mister!


 

Art is a GILF! That sexy bastard.



 

"Beginning in late 1996, Bell was criticized for reporting rumors that comet Hale-Bopp was being closely followed by an Unidentified Flying Object. It was speculated that members of the Heaven's Gate group committed mass suicide based on rumors Bell aired, but others discounted this, noting that the Heaven's Gate website stated that: "Whether Hale-Bopp has a 'companion' or not is irrelevant from our perspective." [3] Susan Wright notes, however, that Bell was also "one of the first to publicise expert opinions debunking the 'alien companion'" said to have been shadowing Hale-Bopp (Wright, 187)."

www.answers.com


 

Let's face it. Art is so lucky. She is going to treat him like a king. Rub his back, cook his meals, and bring him umbrella drinks. I've included a drink recipe for Airyn.

Manila Flame Recipe

1.0oz Cranberry juice
0.75oz fresh Lime juice
0.75oz Pineapple Juice
2.0oz Dark Rum
0.75oz Passion Fruit Syrup
0.25oz Arsenic


 

So Art Bell is responsible for the death of a cult based on his rumors, and the death of his wife from his cigarettes and cat dander...

Pahrumph...pahrumpf


 

"Manila has been subject to militant attacks. The metropolis have been targeted twice by groups Moro Islamic Liberation Front and Abu Sayyaf. In addition, Al-Qaida cells have been discovered in the metropolis.

Project Bojinka, which was a large-scale attack being planned in late 1994 and early 1995, was being planned in Manila. The project was abandoned after the night of January 6, 1995 and the morning of January 7, when an apartment fire led investigators to a laptop computer containing the plans."



 

Someone should fax this page to that guy selling all of Art's stuff.


 

I can't wait for Sylvia's next visit. If there is one, that is.


 

507 comments! 508!!


 

As soon as you people stop downloading the MP3, I'll start working on my Art Bell-Crazy-Perv Remix ... damn this is slow...and I've got super-cable!


 

"The 38 year old Teacher who "MOLESTED" Art's 16 year old son in 1999 went to prison for LIFE!
Just think ... there was only a 22 year age difference!
Art is 40 years older than his "NEW wife"
I rest my case ...


J. Anderson in the UK"



 

There is an old famous joke from the era of Clara Bow that says a man when into a cat house with good intentions. The lady in charge showed the man her $50.00 trick and he said it was too expensive, so the woman showed the man her $25.00 trick and that was too expensive for his budget. So the woman in charged asked the man how much money he had and he said $2.00 and she yelled out, HEY "GEORGE" GREASE UP THE CAT.


 

Its just an old joke that came to mind.


 

No visitor, he's saying George worked in a cat house. don't cha know anyting.


 

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